Ghostie

gay 20 y/o criptid you find in your local woods also on Ao3

[ghostie-idiot]

Stay, illusion! If thou hast any sound, or use a voice. Speak to me.

Gather ‘round the campfire, for you are going to hear from the local cryptid hiding in these here woods...

Greetings, I am Ghostie [they/he]. I am the 20' cryptid in the woods of tumblr and I appear late at night around campfires to tell you stories I think up from my favorite anime.

Be warned for these stories might not be for the faint of heart or young

Like my work? toss a coin in the fountain

Requests: open [always <3]

Campfire Stories

The Next Town Over

Be weary, cryptids are only seen when they want. If you want a better chance though I respond to Whistling In The Woods At Night at night

Wonder what makes the local cryptid use you as food?

Please ask if you want to translate my work, do not feed my work to AI, do NOT repost my work

[ghostie-idiot]

My Face ID doesn’t recognize me when i smile. Frigid bitch over here

[whinysushi]

aftercare is actually the best part about nasty sex and I will die on that hill

[ghostie-idiot]

Despite all the fear that came with my college dorm room, i felt less scared there than i do at home

And i think that’s a big problem

[ghostie-idiot]

Help someone why is my accent color fucking up on mobile?

This is pmo’ing and it’s been like this for weeks

[ghostie-idiot]

Yall HELP

Does it look like this for anyone else??

[writingblus]

i dont "go on walks," i dont "use character sheets" and i dont "plot before writing," i raw dog it, and if it doesnt flow, I FUCKING CRY.

[ghostie-idiot]

Help someone why is my accent color fucking up on mobile?

This is pmo’ing and it’s been like this for weeks

[hypeboy2006]

[sydnasty2]

As above (mental issues)

So below (insane pussy)

[sugar-for-ashes]

[riacain]

[ghostie-idiot]

wow ghostie I can’t believe ur a murderer

I can’t believe i didn’t know sooner! Lmao

I can’t believe that’s what she went with omg I’m dead

Wonder who she thinks I’m responsible for lol

[ghostie-idiot]

Rules For The Abandoned Woods

What is allowed in the woods inhabited by this cryptid? Well we will tell you what not to do so you don’t end up as food

Do not send hate, for I do not want to deal with your lackluster vocabulary

Do not interact if you are under 18 for there are stories i tell that are not appropriate

Do not create other accounts to interact if i block you, for you will just be blocked again and it’s embarrassing for you to try and communicate with a cryptid this much

Do not be creepy to me, for I really don’t know or care about me and the cryptid dislikes parasocialism.

If you seek to befriend the cryptid I suggest leaving a note in the DMs asking politely and letting me decide

If you would like to make a request, make it detailed please this type of cryptid requires a lot of context

[ghostie-idiot]

Antonette,

This is the last time i will give you what you want, which is attention.

You deadnamed me, never apologized and tried to defend it by saying you thought my name was a Halloween theme, in August.

You called me a murderer unfounded because I was mutuals with someone you do not like. I, at the time, was not even friends with either of the people you continue to harass.

You make burner accounts to harass people like you don’t have a job, two in my DMs today. That is unhealthy.

I called it unhealthy almost a year ago and i will continue to call it unhealthy today. Your presence online makes me think you are a danger to yourself or others and I’m not going to excuse it because of autism, this is something else entirely.

You need to learn how to let things go, none of these people care about you anymore

I know it’s the only time you feel adrenaline but you need to maybe get a hobby other than arguing with people online about nothing.

Overall, it’s embarrassing how a 20 year old is more mature in the situation than you are. And you cannot use your autism to excuse your actions as I have autism too (which you claim i don’t because we don’t have the same symptoms)

Go outside, pick up a hobby, make friends, do something other than tumblr drama.

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[ghostie-idiot]

Erm... idk if you have seen the movie "Obsession" but if you have, you should make an Eren AU fic with reader 👀...

i am planning on watching it with my boyfriend soon, but who would be who in the fic? Because honestly I can see myself writing it both ways tbh Like eren as bear or as Nikki (without the cheating obvi)

[ghostie-idiot]

hello!! i’ve been wondering if you’d ever make a vampire!eren fic? just a thought..👀

ooooooo id love to make a one off of that yeah totally! I'll put it in the queue right now <3