Riordanverse Incorrect

Incorrect quotes for PJO, HOO, TOA, and even TKC and MCGA, but it's mostly Solangelo

[ghostking-incorrect]

Will: I guess you could say I've... fallen for you

Nico: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how the fuck are you even alive-

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We will remember.

[ghostking-incorrect]

IM CRYING I DONT ACCEPT IT HES NOT ALLOWED TO BE GONE AKSKFJDJSKFKFKSKF

[bizarrelovesquare-archive]

Don’t ever make fun of someone who’s deeply invested in something fictional.  Whether it’s a cartoon, a comic, a video game, a book series, or anything else like that.  You don’t know what that thing means to them.  Maybe it’s prevented them from hurting themselves, or helped them get through an illness or a bad situation.  Maybe they met their only true friends through the fandom.  Perhaps they simply just enjoy the thing because it’s well-written and entertaining, and they’ve spent years watching the characters grow.

Let people have emotions over something they enjoy, okay? 

[ghostking-incorrect]

yes exactly. i need to have all these fictional things to obsess over or i wouldn't be able to keep going. they're my escape and they keep me sane

[piperful]

leo and piper’s friendship

reblog if you agree

[ghostking-incorrect]

Nico: This is bothering me.

Will: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Nico: No, not that. That's pretty par for the course, actually.

[ghostking-incorrect]

Meg: Apollo...

Apollo: Oh no, 'Apollo' in b-flat.

Apollo: You're disappointed.

[ghostking-incorrect]

Drew Tanaka: I actually have a black belt.

Piper: In what, karate?

Drew: No, from Gucci.

[ghostking-incorrect]

Percy: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Nico: Percy, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

[ghostking-incorrect]

Nico: Okay, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Will: Twelve, actually.

Nico: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Will: Yours!

Nico: That's right. No one's.

[ghostking-incorrect]

Percy: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Hazel: What?

Annabeth: That you're a child.

Leo: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ?!

Piper: I dOn'T hAvE eNoUgH mOnEy fOr cHicKeN nUgGeTs

[ghostking-incorrect]

Nico: I love this picture of the Greeks and the Romans together as friends, hanging out, having fun, and laughing

Percy: You're not in it though

Nico: Exactly

[ghostking-incorrect]

Computer: Type your password

Frank: *typing* Your password

Computer: Your password is incorrect

Computer: Try again

Frank: Again

Computer: Your password is incorrect

Frank:

Computer:

Frank:

Leo:

Annabeth:

Zeus:

Tartarus:

Barack Obama:

Dwayne Johnson:

Nico's sleep paralysis demon:

Frank: Incorrect

[ghostking-incorrect]

*The seven plus Nico in a car*

Percy: Well now kids, stop arguing or I'll turn the car around.

Annabeth, slamming the brakes: STOP TALKING OR I'LL CRASH THIS VEHICLE INTO A FUCKING WALL

Piper and Frank: *screaming*

Jason and Hazel: Please don't

Nico and Leo: Bet, I've been waiting to die for years

[ghostking-incorrect]

Orion: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Nico, nodding: Knife monopoly

Orion: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

Reyna: Nico no!

Hedge: Nico yes!

[ghostking-incorrect]

Hazel: I can’t believe you and Will broke the bed last night! What were you even doing?

Nico: Umm...

[last night]

Will: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Nico: Try me bitch

[ghostking-incorrect]

Nico: My gender is angry and my pronouns are fuck off and dam you

[ghostking-incorrect]

Will: Let’s go somewhere.

Nico: Why?

Will: I’m bored and I wanna go out!

Nico: I’d rather jump into tartarus.

Will: Oh come onnn~ please? You need to get out of your bed and let’s do something!

Nico: You’ll have to drag my rotting, dead corpse out of these blankets if you want me out of my bed.