Witch

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[scorpionlafemme]

[onlygoodtrippy]

[bluebandana]

i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[dogpuppy]

[thatsbelievable]

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[yugiohz]

[tylostoma]

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[aloyhh]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"