kept forgetting to post these here haha oops !
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occasionally subtle

oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Keni
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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we're not kids anymore.

Product Placement
Show & Tell
trying on a metaphor

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@ghostlysystem
kept forgetting to post these here haha oops !
kaiba made it real weird real fast but yami kept him in line
im glad this post is getting notes because it still makes me laugh
“kaiba my friends were kidnapped what the fuck bruh”
Kaiba is living alone in his own separate more intensely anime universe than everyone else
I hope he has a nice day
i can explain
manipulate mansplain malewife
an entry for a DTIYS by @/yeetbixed on ig
some lil ghosties
send me a request!!
how did you get banned on soundcloud?
A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)
in someplaces, time works different. you know when you’re in an airport and youre drinking a vodka soda at 7am? find out which timeless space you are
@stennnn06
The guy used to be a news anchor in my area and he gave it up to make videos with his family.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do they sound SO CLOSE to automated text to speech
I am a punk who plays a red bass with a big ass scorpion sticker on it and my girlfriend, a cottagecore kindergarten teacher, just bought her students a bunch of cute little animal figures as end of year gifts. What the hell
This you two?
I mean. Sort of
advocating mushroom rights
Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they
Wow the planking meme is a decade old now isn’t it
I salute you, brave warriors of ages past. Also known as when I was in 8th grade.
You're not allowed to make me feel old stoooppp
Shush ur face this meme can't be a decade old it only happened yesterday
2011 was a decade ago whether you like it or not
me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs
Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer
me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!
Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!
me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now
Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!
The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.
Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.
YES.
Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?
Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.
Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy