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Can't wait for weird posts to explode after everyone realizes they took a pic with some local Boston guys who play hockey in NC (Elon University). No Canes trade rumours please.

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Am I really seeing rumours about WSH not signing because he wants to get traded to the Canes/Bruins for private reasons? Lmao.

First of all, trades don't work that way. He is not eligible for a non trade clause yet which means clubs can trade him anytime. So what's the point on moving to be closer to someone? Especially some girl he barely knows. It's safer to stay where you are and benefit from the connections you made there. And Boston? Seriously, why don't they just trade Hagens to the Islanders so he can be closer to mom& dad and get Will from SJ to replace him. Lol. Or switch Will for Minten, you know Mack likes him too. Then trade them somewhere else again because it didn't work out.

Secondly, the Canes have a very balanced cap. They have plenty good players, some very experienced. But none of them makes record breaking 💰. It's one of the reasons they won the cup. They could afford a great roster of guys. I doubt getting a young up and coming player, who probably wants to make as much as possible, would benefit them right now.

Last of all, requesting a trade from a team that has 20 year old generational talent Celebrini is kind of absurd. I can't imagine Will asking for a trade unless the Sharks rebuild completely fails, or he has a huge fallout with the GM, coach or teammates.

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I heard Will paid Aly for spreading false rumours about them to make people think he is straight. Will's mom told me.

I also heard he and Mack got married and Drake Maye was his best man. Drake's wife told me. It's gonna be on gossip blogs in the next 48 hours.

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Thank you for participating in my recent poll, unfortunately we couldn't pick a winner. For some strange reason two options got the exact same number of answers. Therefore the mystery cannot be solved!!!

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Will & Matty mentioned in a recent Bruins article on Connor Clifton.

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After seeing all those new rink vids of Willmack, I came to the conclusion they would make a great couple in Figure Skating competitions (maybe ice dancing)? Why stick to hockey only?

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Do you think Will & Mack are going to make promotional stuff for the NHL this season, similar to the one Mack made last year with Bedard etc.? They're so popular on the league's social media I find it hard to believe they won't make them participate in promo stuff... everyone and their mother wants to see the highest paid player and his extremely hot BFF taking on stupid q&a's, challenges etc. I know Will was shooting a day in his life, but no clue who he was doing it for.

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Why has Will never been in a a confirmed relationship? Give me your best answer.

He is gay/he is secretly dating guys

Late bloomer/immature/only focused on hockey

Shy/autistic

Dick so big it could actually kill someone

Voting ended onAug 9

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Thinking of the most dramatic love story of the offseason...

Mack cheating on Will in Switzerland 😱 maybe on the Sidneh Crosbeh night?? Video was posted May 17th. Sam Dickinson rats him out or maybe he doesn't even need to because Mack confesses... May 20th is the day Will kicks him out of tik tok and posts a baking pic. May 21st Mack looks really worn out in the locker room and this is also the day he forgets the captains handshake and has to apologize!! Will gets revenge on him on his birthday posting with Fowler. But the worst enemy of all is Leno who crawls in the picture July 4th. Now Mack will always make fun of him being Wills fling. Blowing kisses? Check. Securing money bags Leno will never get? Check. Shoulder check cancel? Check. Joint tik tok back again? Check. Draft release? Check.

Mack runs the show.

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Just a few thoughts on the ongoing "tata" dispute. I have also seen someone commenting on Macks Italian roots.

Croatia was part of Yugoslavia until the 90's war shaked everything up. The country was a melting pot which is a known fact for most Europeans like me. When I was visiting Croatia on vacation we were told by the guide they have a lot Italian influences here because of close proximity, historic ties, similar mentality, religion, cuisine, architecture. They were actually occupied by Italy a long long time ago. The Isle of Krk where Celebrinis are from (I've actually seen it 10 years ago) is basically bordering Italy by sea. I always imagined his family being a mixed Croatian/Italian one through marriage or maybe his ancestors moved there for professional/political reasons?

I am also convinced he is saying tata but it might be my European roots misleading my judgement 😀

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Manifesting a Stanley Cup win for the San Jose Sharks now!!

Macklin Celebrini for the Hart and Art Ross trophies.

Will Smith for the Conn Smythe

Ivar Stenberg for the Calder

Mike Grier for GM of the year

Captain Macklin Celebrini come get the cup!! (Everyone wondering whom he hands it next...👀)

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Maybe Will's agent has advised him to stay a little out of the public until his contract talk is done. Even Ryan said he didn't talk to Will about his contract. Obviously going to a podcast or charity show might force him to answer uncomfortable questions on both his & Macks 💰 or even worse/embarassing stuff. But we are seeing a lot of Will training content instead. It even made the main NHL page and the Chiclets pod. Maybe it's some kind of image choice he has to make until he gets the deal done.

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Well they didn't cancel golfing with Ryan Whitney and the dog's birthday. They still have some decency folks!!! Everyone else can wait!!

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Dr Rick Celebrini constantly checking Macklin's heart rates, cortisol levels, blood pressure, vitamin & remaining hormonal tests. Also consulting the Golden State Warriors team psychologist.

Diagnosis: Macklin has to be around Will as much as possible

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I've been scrolling through posts and the old video of Mack describing his perfect date pops up all the time... I needed some time to realize it was posted like 4 hours ago on the NHL page. Like seriously? It's from last year's media promo. Who puts this stuff on main pages? Is there really nothing else going on or are all other 99,9% players in the league boring as hell compared to Willmack? Are they getting 100 requests a day about new Willmack posts no matter how old and weird they are? At least the "I'm in the trees" edit from the World's was something new

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Remember when Dave from Strega was accused of poisoning Will with lettuce parasites 🤣 Can't wait for the new post to drop.

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Wow next thing we'll see will be Mack appearing as a guest star in Off campus season 2, and Will having a cameo in Heated rivalry, credited as Will Smith Hockey to avoid being mistaken for another actor of same name