Hangry Uncle Owen

Icon: nobarstuff. im from america. if you are from the australian country and think i’m silly please leave a tip it’d mean a lot i’m not a broke law student

[ghostofgeorgebush]

the final piece to the puzzle is finally revealed… bask, my children, bask!!!!

[ghostofgeorgebush]

*stands on my chair* i’m greek

[bedpissercastiel]

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[ghostofgeorgebush]

i hope everyone knows the odds were genuinely in my favor on this one

[ghostofgeorgebush]

i had a wet, warm sliding sensation from the mushroom on my thigh

[bedpissercastiel]

the nonbinary hat: sombrere

[ghostofgeorgebush]

alright, dip cupward 🤓

[dailycatsblog]

[prismatica-the-strange]

Does anyone else's cat bully their way to the middle of the bed so you have to question mark around them?

[amjartwork]

Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the 4th be with you 💫 I wanted to do something special for this year, so have nine portraits of our beloved trio characters 🥹

How are you celebrating? I’m currently on my third movie of the day and have a SW video game session planned for this evening ✨🙌

[ghostofgeorgebush]

the doctor who did my circumcision also carved hugh dancy’s name into my skull

[ghostofgeorgebush]

perhaps i’ll buy it on craig list, or perchance fred market

[ghostofgeorgebush]

taylor swift, zohran mamdani, and streeter seidell are all proof that millennials are finally becoming our salvation

[ghostofgeorgebush]

one week later bump

[ghostofgeorgebush]

a chalking chimpunk is worth one burning bush

[ghostofgeorgebush]

it was the white half of klay thompson who cheated on megan thee stallion

[ghostofgeorgebush]

taylor swift, zohran mamdani, and streeter seidell are all proof that millennials are finally becoming our salvation

[bedpissercastiel]

SHES IN A ZOO ON THE BUG PEOPLE PLANET

[ghostofgeorgebush]

what if i told you… this perfect bedroom was A ZOO ON THE BUG PEOPLE PLANET

[batskywalks]

Star Wars fans, especially those who didn't like the sequels when they came out, YOU NEED TO REWATCH THEM.

I'm not going to say they're perfect movies or anything, but I just saw someone say Rey had "no character development".

Rey? REY?? You mean one of the two characters in those movies that had clear, consistent character development throughout all three? Really?

Rey in 7 is brash, confident, self-serving, but scared.

Rey in 9 struggles with imposter-syndrome! She's much more empathetic! And, well, still pretty audacious. By the time we meet her again in that movie she is very different from where we saw her in 7 & 8.

And if you jump to "oh well that character development happened offscreen", so was Luke's, Anakin's, and Cal Kestis's. In fact, Luke was SO different between 5 and 6 that they made a multimedia project in the 90s to help bridge the gap because it's such a large leap. And don't even get me started on what TCW did for Anakin.

She changes a LOT over the course of 8. There's no way Rey's character at the end of 7 would try to redeem Ben like she does in 8. I'd say her changes in 8 are comparable to Luke's in 5.

Again, I'm not saying these movies are perfect but. What??? Rey?? No character development?? Did you watch the movies with your eyes closed??

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats