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Bagel | 21F, rus/eng | Posting about ambiguous media every day | dark&horror&gore fan | A proud Stanakin | #my gif, #gifset – tags for the GIFs I make | @sidious-times – Palpatine blog

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what if this was us 😇

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looking at my posts from last year and i have no idea why i was into lucius malfoy like that when filch has always been there and hes much hotter

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honestly it's easier to navigate now that i've banned "jedi critical" tag. their demonization has me worried. i'd rather stay away from it

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My God, I just watched ROTS again, and I love the twisted sexual energy in the scene where Sidious names Vader. 🫦🤤 You can practically imagine Sidious orgasming just from sensing Anakin's power through the Force 😵‍💫 It's delicious!!!

And Vader looks so submissive! His body language is so fucking hot. I love the way he's sitting after killing Windu, with one long leg stretched out in such a sensual way... and then he kneels before his Master while Sidious is practically moaning and making those creepy little sounds. It's just so fucking perfect I can't

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He is CUTE I'm getting cuteness agression

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the only time vader lifted the emperor in his arms was to throw him down to his death and yet this frame is stuck in my head and i imagine him picking his master up quite often and palpatine gets off on it because this immensely strong man belongs to him and him only and he can order him to do it whenever he wants and vader will be quick to obey cuz 1) he just loves holding palpatine and 2) his metallic fingers are going to leave marks on palpatine's sides

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people who complain about writing Yoda dialogue really just aren't having enough fun with it, that old man is like pushing 900 years old and still isn't constructing grammatically correct sentences purely for the love of the game at this point, have him say a person's last name before their first on purpose, Yoda 100% would called Palpatine "sidious darth" just to piss him off during their duel

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"Sidious Darth" 😭

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vader's favorite resting position is with his head between his master's thighs

[cherries-with-hayden]

What did i stumble upon on the fyp

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welcome!

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i had a bad day yesterday and barely spoke to anyone and now i feel bad about being so blue. i can never catch a break can i

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according to some people, shipping anakin with sidious = supporting abusive relationships and hating padmé. lets just ignore my numerous posts talking about how fucked up skysidious dynamic is and how padmé was the one who was the main victim and believed in anakin's good side until the very end in spite of it. right? cuz all i do is supporting an abuser and degrading his victim. sure.

[lukeskywalkerhope]

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The most gorgeous blue eyes you've ever seen (staring into your soul)

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where are my jabba the hutt fan accounts. cmon there must be someone other than me whos into this 300 kg mafia boss slug

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i pledge myself to your teachings

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wish i could spend an hour or two talking to yoda. he could probably fix me 🙏

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vader's favorite resting position is with his head between his master's thighs

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"padmé's too intelligent to fall for palpatine's lies" she, just like EVERYONE ELSE, fell for his lies. palpatine is supposed to be mastermind who fooled everyone. STOP DISRESPECTING MY OLD MAN HIS WORK WAS HARD!!!

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Apparently the whole galaxy lacks braincells cuz they all fell for Palpatine's lies. Lobotomy Wars

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Voldemort better not tell Sidious how to create Horcruxes or this bitch will keep somehow returning forever