Haunted Potato Patch at the End of the World @ghostofmypastlife - Tumblr Blog

Just wanted to let anyone who still follows me over here that I'm switching accounts to this one. I've somehow decided that sending myself an ask will be the way to convey this.

Confirming this is my new account.

#personal

prawniscuous

arguablysomaya

are. are keyboard smashes a thing. on tumblr.

jdotsodomite

mysharona1987

dancinbutterfly

Yo, this might be a joke but speaking to you as a social worker who has worked in housing and homelessness services and food banks?

ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR RENT.

Food pantries are a punch in the nuts to your pride but they require WAY less hoops to jump through to get than the financial side of housing assistance. Also, there is often going to be MORE RESOURCES AVAILABLE for you when it comes to food assistance of MULTIPLE TYPES (food stamps/ebt, places that double said EBT, food pantries, places that just give away free food like soup kitchens, places that give away their leftovers from the day before etc) rather than housing assistance which are neither numerous nor are people likely to apply for.

I personally have used food pantries. I may have to use them again. They are there to help you for that reason, okay? Please fucking choose to pay your rent until we can abolish landlords and live on mutual aid.

Stay housed. Do you hear me, if this choice happens, seek mutual aid or charity for food and STAY HOUSED. Statistically, it is better to take the hit to your pride, go ask for food assistance, and sleep in your bed and eat that food in your home because coming back from losing said home is going to be so much harder that recovering from food insecurity is.

ITS FUCKED UP THAT WE HAVE TO CHOOSE BUT PLEASE TRUST ME ON THIS ONE OK? JUST TRUST ME.

findingfeather

(Also your friends are more likely to be able to help you with food than they are with rent. Just truth.)

fwizard

omfg

shadow27

witchofprose-deactivated2020041

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

untitled12573

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

lab-gr0wn-lambs

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

coriandercoriander

the new astrology is the french revolutionary calendar

reblog w whatever agricultural thing corresponds to your birthday

roachdance

potato

knottahooker

HEDGE MUSTARD!

spiderine

Medlar, a fruit which is rotten before it’s ripe and slangily (is that a word?) called “open arse”. Famously used by Chaucer and Shakespeare in the very sense you’re thinking of.

copperbadge

….but the summer calendar ends on the 16th of September and the autumn calendar picks back up again on the 22nd of September.

My birthday is the 20th of September.

I am the french revolutionary void

spyderqueen

@copperbadge, your birthday is one of the Sansculottides. The 20th would usually be La Fête de l'Opinion “Celebration of Convictions” (until the counting got weird and the names kept changing back and forth).

copperbadge

I know that l’Opinion means Convictions but I am going to declare to all and sundry that I was born on the FESTIVAL OF OPINIONS.

digitaldiscipline

Weird hill to be born on.

copperbadge

I have an opinion about that!

It’s this hill, constructed by the Revolutionary government for the Festival of the Supreme Being in 1794.

txttletale

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

mossworm

I found the best tea kettle ever at a second hand store, I may have to get some tea now

Not sure if reviving or relocating, but I heard Tumblr’s cool again.

chasekip

she’s….. perfect

#pokemon

uinferno

This man’s wardrobe is such a disaster. It’s like he picked random shit he thought was cool and threw it together. This outfit includes:

Booty Shorts

And Leggings

Sports Jersey (and the sword design makes it look like a fucking tie)

Snap Back designed like a crown

Wool lined cape

And a Single Glove.

That’s not evening mentioning one crucial detail:

He has fucking sponsorships on his cape.

And this jackass wears this outfit every God damn day in public. This isn’t just a costume.

It’s so bad it wrapped back around to absolutely iconic.

#pokemon

layaart

Pride cacti!!!! I originally just made the ace (cactace) and aro ones, but…..then I got carried away…. They’re all gonna be stickers eventually, and the older (slightly less detailed) versions of the ace and aro ones are available already, here!

edit: they’re on society6! and the stickers are available here!!