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home of gods favorite cockglock enjoyer (he/him). fuck around and find out

[jdotsodomite]

do u think omegaverse has new versions of signs that say "caution, wet floor-

[gmmmtv]

[wiionme]

Hogan McLaughlin

[stillarriving]

if i were to lose you

maybe i’d lose myself too

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[soreheadinamblemood]

[postcard-from-the-past]

Crab Restaurant in Dagupan City, Philippines

Filipino vintage postcard

[mynonsenseistingling]

It is abandoned and currently looks like this.

[bonivers]

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

[trickstarbrave]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[bebs-art-gallery]

Tide Pool (1980) by Jeremy Miranda

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[argillaforma]

the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more

[localairport]

If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

[clawedandcute]

These are the bold, disturbing takes I came to Tumblr for

[theriu]

#(straps a blood bag to a drone) BEHOLD! AN AIRPLANE!

NEVERMIND GUYS I CANNOT POSSIBLY INVENT A REPLY FUNNIER THAN @thelooniemoonie‘s TAG

[parkchanwoohoo]

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[baradragon]

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

[ozempicofficial]