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oozey mess

#extradirty
Jules of Nature
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosmic Funnies
hello vonnie

pixel skylines
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kaledo Art
RMH
Sade Olutola
$LAYYYTER
cherry valley forever

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Today's Document
KIROKAZE
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin
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@ghostowl42
knight radiant Pearl ✨
the steven universe + stormlight archive crossover you never knew you needed.. thanks so much @pearlhoardingdragon for commissioning me!
Hey, Cosmere characters: Boobs?
Don't look for an explanation. I don't have one. Just: Boobs?
[Contains a minor WAT spoiler!]
Adolin: Nice 👌
Shallan: Nice 👌
Design: Nice 👌
Jasnah: Juvenile question, from an undoubtedly juvenile source.
Hoid: N-
Hoid: I mean, what Jasnah said.
Vin: Largely inconvenient.
Ral-na: Gone 😊
Leshwi: Occasional. Random.
MeLaan: Occasional. But not random.
Elhokar: Good for a costume.
Wayne: What he said.
Allrianne: Gorgeous. Mine at least.
Breeze: I...have to agree.
Siri: Good as pillows!
Susebron: I have to agree!
Renarin: Fine for other people I guess?
Rlain: Rare in my life for...a number of reasons.
Lift: Delayed indefinitely if I have anything to say about it.
Nikaro: Certainly a surprise at first...
Blushweaver: Literally divine.
Syl: Made of chull heads for all you know. 😈
Pattern: Not usually symmetrical but Shallan says not to talk about it!
Wyndle: I'm a plant.
"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok"
I asked The Nightwatcher but it turned out to be Cultivation and she cursed me to have great empathy and great intelligence but never both at the same time
Value Pack
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Poem @chucktaylorupset
@theshitpostcalligrapher
I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
I mean. Just devastating 😭
This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed
Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke
You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"
I gotta add this one
he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol
“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”
I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE
I think a lot of autistic taking-things-literally goes under the radar because what the diagnostic tests and shit ask about is not what that generally looks like in an adult and often not in kids either and much more importantly it’s not what generally actually causes problems in real life instead of being irritating for caretakers or funny to bullies or easy to diagnose
I have absolutely no issues understanding metaphors or idioms. When someone says their heart is on their sleeve they mean they’re emotionally expressive and openly display their feelings, not that they have a chunk of cardiac tissue on their shirt. I very rarely have issues with sarcasm. I sometimes have issues telling when someone who’s said something mean is about to say “just kidding”, but tbh I think that’s more on them than me.
BUT
My grandmother asked me “Do you know when the trash was taken out last?” and I said “I think Eliot took it out yesterday” and a few hours later she yelled at me for “not taking out the trash when I asked you to” and I was like???? You didn’t ask me????
I dread filling out forms and am crap at filling out diagnostic tests or personality quizzes because there are always questions I don’t know the exact answers to (how am I supposed to know what day I got dental surgery seven years ago?) or don’t understand exactly what they’re asking or the wording’s unclear and they could mean this or the wording says this but I’m pretty sure what they actually meant was this and should I answer what they said or what they meant, and how does everyone else just whip through the form when surely they can’t know all the answers either? Does everyone else remember the day they got dental surgery seven years ago?
I get tangled up by bureaucracy because the rules on the website say that for this you need that and for that you need the other and for the other you need something else for which you need the first thing, and I go in circles for hours or days or weeks or months or years because their stated rules say there is no way to get what I need, and when I talk to somebody else they’re like “just call them?” and I’m like “how could that help? the rules say that what I’m trying to do is impossible”
And all of that? That’s how “taking things literally” ACTUALLY affects your life as an adult. It’s not “haha you think ‘getting under your skin’ means parasites”. It’s “you have real difficulty functioning in the world because everyone else is conveying things through implication and assuming that you know that rules are flexible and questions are approximate and you’re supposed to lie on job applications, and you don’t”.
i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.
The Price of Fire
The Dragon Reborn!
youre so fuckign right
It’s crazyyyyyyyy that for fifteen years supernatural looked directly at the camera and said. Dean Winchester wants things performatively the desires he expresses are calculated the likes and dislikes are honed not to be true but to match up with expectations he feels like he has to follow none of this comes naturally to him all of it is work all of it is done with intention to portray a persona and the persona is his marine father’s idea of masculinity. And when he DOES buck his persona for sincerity. It’s to like. Ask his mother to look at him and see him. Affirm to his father that his non traditional (homosexual and monstrous. Monstrous unrelated to the homosexuality) family unit IS a family and has as much worth to him as human wife Human kids has to his father. And to . And. To. Address the fact head on. No scoffing no brushing off no refuting. That he approximates his father. And he’s sorry about it. Because it hurts the people he loves. Like Dean Winchester has zero problem taking accountability for the world At Large and any misfortune that befalls anyone. But interpersonally he does not meaningfully interact with the idea that his reactions to grief and fear are fucked and cause undue strife and are. His fault. Because that would require a twofold takedown of his persona in that one it runs counter to it two it requires engaging on a real level with the persona. But he does this. After fifteen years of becoming someone who doesn’t do this under any circumstances. For castiel
Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce
It is really important to me that all of you learn about Al Bean, astronaut on Apollo 12 and the fourth man to walk on the moon, who after 20 years in the US Navy and 18 years with NASA during which he spent 69 days in space and more than 10 hours doing EVAs on the moon , retired to become a painter.
He is my favorite astronaut for any number of reasons, but he’s also one of my favorite visual artists.
Like, look at this stuff????
It’s all so expressive and textured and colorful! He literally painted his own experience on the moon! And that's just really fucking cool to me!
Just look at this! This is one of my absolute favorite emotions of all time. Is Anyone Out There? is like the ultimate reaction image. Any time I have an existential crisis, this is how I picture myself.
And then there's this one:
The Fantasy
For all of the six Apollo missions to land on the moon, there was no spare time. Every second of their time on the surface was budgeted to perfection: sleeping, eating, putting on the suits, entering and exiting the LEM, rock collection, setting up longterm experiments to transmit data back to Earth, everything. These timetables usually got screwed over by something, but for the most part the astronauts stuck to them.
The crew of Apollo 12 (Pete Conrad, Al Bean, and Dick Gordon) had other plans. Conrad and Bean had snuck a small camera with a timer into the LEM to take a couple pictures together on the moon throughout the mission. They had hidden the key for the timer in one of the rock collection bags, with the idea being to grab the key soon after landing, take some fun photos here and there, and then sneak the camera back to Earth to develop them. They had practiced where they would hide the key and how to get it out from under the collected rocks back on Earth dozens of times.
But when they got to the moon, the key was nowhere to be found. Al Bean spent precious time digging through the collection bags before he called it off. The camera had been pushing their luck anyways, he couldn't afford to spend anymore time not on the mission objectives. Conrad and Bean continued the mission as per the NASA plan while Dick Gordon orbited overhead.
Fast forward to the very end of the mission. Bean and Conrad are doing last checks of the LEM before they enter for the last time and depart from the moon. As Bean is stowing one of the collection bags, the camera key falls out. The unofficially planned photo time has come and gone, and he tosses the key over his shoulder to rest forever on the surface of the moon.
This painting, The Fantasy, is that moment. There have never been three people on the moon at the same time, there was never an unofficial photo shoot on the moon, this picture could never have happened.
"The most experienced astronaut was designated commander, in charge of all aspects of the mission, including flying the lunar module. Prudent thinking suggested that the next-most-experienced crew member be assigned to take care of the command module, since it was our only way back home. Pete had flown two Gemini flights, the second with Dick as his crewmate. This left the least experienced - me - to accompany the commander on the lunar surface.
"I was the rookie. I had not flown at all; yet I got the prize assignment. But not once during the three years of training which preceded our mission did Dick say that it wasn't fair and that he wished he could walk on the moon, too. I do not have his unwavering discipline or strength of character.
"We often fantasized about Dick's joining us on the moon but we never found a way. In my paintings, though, I can have it my way. Now, at last, our best friend has come the last sixty miles." - Al Bean, about The Fantasy.
The Alan Bean Gallery
To be honest, this one
Almost made me cry right now.
I love it. Something about it feels so incredibly human. The emotion on display, even without a face to show it. This is magnificent. Truly magnificent. I feel it in my soul.
If we ever sent another golden record out into space, this is what I'd want on it.
Joli Poli | Barcelona Fashion Week 2025
Brotherwise continues to include absolutely amazing art!
Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:
A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.
B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.
"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT
@mortimermcmirestinks
IS THAT FANART?
it’s a warning
It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE
If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper