Riordianverse stuff

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Percy: If we have the right to bear arms why do I still have human arms?

Frank: I don't...

Percy:

Frank: ...when I want to.

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Friendly reminder that Nico was never rewarded by any of the gods for everything he did. Not even in TLO.

In TLO Tyson and Nico did pretty much the same thing: leading their father's armies into battle (and a couple of cyclop friends). Except Nico had to literaly harasse Hades and risk his life to get him to go which, if we look closely is not that different from what Percy did by sitting in Poseidon's throne.

But no matter what he did, Nico was never rewarded and he never once complained about it: he was just happy that he was finally welcomed somewhere.

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No one:

Nico: I wish I was a kid again so that everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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Friendly reminder that Percy found a magical cow sperpent creature who's guts, once burned, had the power to overthrow the gods and called it Bessie ~the ophiotaurus~

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Wait. Stop right there.

The Big House got its name from a random camper that gave one look at it and went ‘Oh! That’s a big house!’

That’s it. You can continue now. Have a nice day :)

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Percy: *is sassy and offends a god* *is in a lot of trouble now*

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: why? Why don't you think before you speak?

Percy: I like to be just as suprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth

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In the Riordianverse fandom we don't say:

I ship person A with person B!

In the Riordianverse fandom we say:

I ship blond superman with a brick!

and

I ship goat-man with enchiladas!

...and I think that's beautiful

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Can we make Jason enby? His name would be Jay, they/them and they would dye his hair in different tons of blue but randomly so that you could see some blond poping up? Can we do that? I thik that'd be cool. Also we know they were never very romantic to Piper so they might be ace? That'd be f*cking hilarious. Both Zeus's demigod kids...ace.

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Will: Smile Nico!! It's Percy and Annabeth's wedding!

Nico: I am smiling

Will: ...you're frowning

Nico: it's a smile...upside down

Will: ...why must you be like this?

Nico: No. Come on *points to the altar* ivy?! Who in the name if Hades decided to put those plants in their wedding?

(AN: in portuguese ivy is called hera so...)

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It's 3am at the Chase-Jackson household

Percy: Annabeth...?

Annabeth: *grunts*

Percy: ...are you awake?

Annabeth: ...I am now...

Percy: good. Why do people eat cakes, ice cream, chocolate and sweets when they are stressed?

Annabeth: because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Percy: oh

Percy: aren't you dyslexic?

Annabeth: and...

Percy: how do you know how to spell stressed backwards?

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Arrow of Dodona: thou shalt die and then do macarena

Apollo: thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little shakespearean arrow

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Meg: Sometimes... I close my eyes...and then...

Apollo: yes?

Meg: I can't see sh*t

Apollo: 😑

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Leo: 70% of our planet is covered in water

Percy: does that mean I can control 70% of the world??! That's awesome!!

Nico: no. Unfortunately for you, you belong to the other 30%...

Percy:

Nico: ...the idiots

*Bonus*

Percy: Why do you keep attacking me with words?!

Nico: Would you prefer rocks?

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Camp half-blood headcanons part 2 (ToA minor SPOILERS)

- Nico is obsessed with dinossaurs

- the campers ask Quiron to go to the Natural History Museum and once they're there Nico brings all the dinossaurs back to life and they make their whole version of Jurassic Park

- they all get together at the Big House and watch old movies that Quiron has guarded in the attick

- the next day cabin 7 spends the whole time singing the soundtracks (they'll love it if it's a musical) and everyone else if cosplaying the characthers

- Meg loves creatures. She doesn't like the normal boring animals. She likes the weird looking cool creatures like unicorns

- everytime Apollo visits he asks her if she needs something. First time? She asked for an unicorn. Second time? 'I want a shark.' Third? 'Can I have a dragon?'

- Apollo gives her what she asks. Every. Time. The shark? Sure! I'll make you a pool too. The dragon? Okay I'll even offer you a voucher for the How to train your baby dragon so that they don't eat, fry or mutilate people course

- The nymphs had to talk to Apollo and threatened him so that he'd stop giving Meg what she wanted since she was destroying Aeithales and they had had enough of that

- Nico plays the piano

- When Apollo finds out he decides to take Nico to some of his classes with Meg and he has them playing duets together

- Also Apollo finds out Nico can open up more easly and talk about his feelings when he's playing so he encourages him to do that.

- When his children, Meg or Nico are sad, panicking, lost or feel bad in any way Apollo sings for them until they fall asleep

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Camp Half-blood headcanons (after The tower of Nero - may containt SPOILERS)

- Malcom and Connor dating. Pls I need this to happen!

- Malcom as a trans guy

- Kayla as an asexual biromantic

- Will being the overprotective older brother

- Austin and Will making country duets

- Austin teaching everyone about the jazz culture

- Apollo visiting often (in his Lester form) and helping his kids and the other campers with their hobbies and activities

- Every kid at Camp thinking of Apollo and Quiron as the closest they'll ever get to having a dad. Apollo feeling honored and thankfull for those kids (specially his own children) who gave him a second try

- Nico going back to school and studying the Classics

- Will teaching Nico about the 21th century culture

- Nico falling in love with memes and using them in way to many situations

- Nico teaching sword fighting to everyone and having absolute insane moves that make everyone wonder 'where the heck did he learn how to do that?!'

- Nico and Connor being besties and pranking the hell out of their parteners

- Will, Malcom and Nyssa working together as scientists and inventors (they even built their own lab in bunker 9)

- Percy and Annabeth visiting Camp; Percy and Nico being close and always getting into trouble together. It happened so many times that they are now called the Trouble Twins

- Nico and Will being nerds together

- Tiktok taking over cabin 7

- Austin and Paolo constantly flirting (but not dating...yet)

Aight I think this is it for now. I have more but I didn't wanna make it too long. Do you want me to post more? Do you have any other headcanons to add? Pls do :)

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I have a headcanon that Will has been living at Camp from a very young age (like 8 or 9) and that the reason he's there is because his mom didn't want him.

We know she was a country singer in tour when Apollo met her and unless she was really famous which it doesn't seem like from what Apollo tells us, she was probably really poor. This means, when Will was born she had to give up her carrier to raise him and probably she had to get like 2 part-time jobs as well as and pretty much not a very good life. She tried to love Will but he was a constant reminder of her times with Apollo and of the sucess she could have had if he had never been born.

One day, Will came home from school and he found his mom with his bags already packed telling him that he had to go somewhere his dad had wanted him to go.

She drove him half country to New York and during the trip they had to sleep in the car since they didn't had money for a motel. When they got to camp she just left him there on the bottom of the hill and told him: "here's were you belong. You won't be weird or different, you'll be just like everyone else. Just like your father." And then she drived away crying for the son she left behind and smiling for the life ahead of her.

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Piper: How come "you're a peach" is a compliment but "you're bananas" is an insult?

Leo: Why are we allowing food discrimination to tear society apart?

Jason: ... guys? IT'S 3 AM! GO TO SLEEP!