I fear I have found a peak copollo song
However, it is german and therefore, I have taken it upon myself to translate the most ship-relevant parts. Sadly a lot of the great word usage gets lost in translation.
Hook 1&2
So I'll run as fast as I can, to the end of the world Because I'm scared you'll say something stupid, that I won't like Should you find me, I don't wanna hear anything Just one stupid sentence would ruin everything Then I wouldn't be in love with you anymore Then I wouldn't be in love anymore
Hook 3 (&repitition)
So I'll run as fast as I can, to the end of the world Because I'm scared I'll say something stupid, that you won't like Should you find me, I don't wanna say anything Just one stupid sentence would chase you away (in the repitition: Just one stupid sentence and you would hit me) Then you wouldn't be in love with me anymore Then you wouldn't be in love anymore
Part from line 2
You're so smart, you're citing Oscar Wilde But I'm not listening, I'm imagining you in a wedding gown When I start listening again, you're rambling And that's the moment my doubts start to grow
and this one too
Philosophical talks about everything and nothing Topics I'll never understand You're superior You genius! You humble my ego And everyone knows that you're smart and I'm dumb That's why I'm standing here and can't open up
There is a line about getting shot by Armor and one about the other being the only beautiful person in a crowd. There is general themes of being lovestruck to the point of wanting to marry immediately while experiencing whacky hijinx together. There is this whole point of love at first sight paired with intense attachment anxiety, inferiority complex and fear of abandonment.
It is PEAK!
Here's a site with the complete translation for anyone interested. I noticed some paragraphs are exactly what I came up with, but I swear I didn't copy paste it ;-;













