’ My god! Do we really suck, or is this guy really that good? ’
’ I’m a British nanny, and I’m dangerous. ’
’ Guns don’t kill people! But they sure help. ’
’ You know what I hate? ’
’ Shut up and sit on this, asshole! ’
’ That’s right! You heard him… ’
’ Do you know what I hate? ’
’ I hate these forty-year-old jack-holes wearing ponytails. ’
’ That pony tail doesn’t make you look hip, young, or cool. ’
’ I can’t talk right now, honey. I’m right in the middle of something. ’
’ I can’t talk right now, honey. ’
’ I’m right in the middle of something. ’
’ You’re dead, bitch! ’
’ What the hell you looking at? ’
’ Why are you trying to kill this woman? ’
’ Something funny? ’
’ You have caused me no end of trouble, but now I shall return the favor. ’
’ Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue? ’
’ Well well well, this is a fine mess. ’
’ I won’t make this mistake again. ’
’ I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder! ’
’ And let that be a reminder never to fail me again. ’
’ Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? ’
’ You can put a silencer on a gun. ’
’ Oh my god, look at this. Someone left a baby! ’
’ You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine? ’
’ With the car, the prick’s on the inside. ’
’ Fuck me sideways. ’
’ I will do a lot more than ask for my money back. ’
’ My god, how many times do I have to tell you guys? ’
’ Details make all the difference in this business. ’
’ Hey, uh, don’t you think you should hang back, sir? ’
’ The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear. ’
’ Besides, violence is one of the most fun things to watch. ’
’ If I remember right, you used to like it like that. ’
’ You are the angriest man in the world! ’
’ I hate it when parents hit their children. ’
’ I will discipline my child as I see fit. ’
’ How would you like it if I spank you? ’
’ See? It doesn’t feel so good, does it? ’
’ Aren’t guns just fucking great, ________? ’
’ Oh, yes-siree-Bob, it certainly has been a pleasure. ’
’ I am dead on about who you are, right? ’
’ Stop. That part of it you got right. ’
’ much for wearing your seatbelt. ’
’ You wanna buy bullets with food stamps? ’
’ Oh, you have caused me no end of trouble! ’
’ Sound like black ops got him and trained him. ’
’ A bulletproof vest is better than a crib. ’
’ I hate to think what you’d do to get him into the right school. ’
’ Talk about shooting your load. ’
’ What the hell is that thing? ’
’ Oh my God, that is twisted! That sick son of a bitch! ’
’ Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again! ’
’ Let me give you a piece of advice. ’
’ Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple. ’
’ Do you know why Americans love guns, ________? ’
’ I’m hopin’ you’re not just a pussy with a gun in your hand. ’
’ No, no, I am not. I’m a tough guy with a pussy in my hand. ’
’ I’m a tough guy with a pussy in my hand. ’
’ You know we were never really trying to kill you. ’
’ Well, that’s one way to explain why you can’t shoot straight. ’
’ We only wanted to scare you into surrendering. ’
’ I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. ’
’ They’ve gotta be callous and inconsiderate drivers too. ’
’ Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music… he shuts up. ’
’ No, you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device! ’
’ And you won’t be getting it up with that gun you took off my man. ’
’ Nothing like a good hand-job. ’
’ What were you doing in there so long? ’
’ Why don’t you take the baby to the police? ’
’ You are safe from all gunfire and most explosives. ’
’ This is an M-24 tank. You are safe from all gunfire and most explosives. ’
’ So what do you think of the 2nd Amendment now? ’
’ What I really hate, is a pussy with a gun in his hand. ’
’ That’s a six-shooter. I just counted six shots. You’ve blown your load. ’
’ Well whoever, it’s seems you haven’t lost your aim, champ. ’
’ Hey, who trained you? Hmm? NSA, Black Ops, CIA, the Army? ’
’ If you think that’s good you should see me spell my name in the snow. ’
’ Hey you know my boss here thinks that you’re the Lone Ranger or something. ’
’ What’s the matter, you don’t like that story? ’
’ Well then why don’t you tell me one, hmm? ’
’ Yeah, tell me the one about the baby. ’
’ Watch where you step. The ice cream is melting. ’
’ I thought donor sperm was your department. ’
’ I know exactly what you’re saying and I refuse to apologize. ’
’ Come on, what makes you think he was here? ’
’ I know what people do and I know what people think. ’
’ I’m not the head honcho who sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust. ’
’ Getting angry releases an enzyme, which can temporarily reduce the IQ. ’
’ That’s something I cannot afford to do right now. ’
