Gabriel Sifkos

🖋 The written word's an artform. 🗣 I like a solid debate. Send me a topic, see where it leads. 👀 Your secrets can't hide from my keen eye, and that's despite my poor eyesight. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 family's always first. 👄 Not much for drama, but I do enjoy a good rumour.

[monsters-fear-me]

Got zombified due to weirdass candy 0/10 do not recommend

I didnt even like the flavor but omg this is so much worse like HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME WHEN IM DEAD

[dukeofdoves]

Please explain why you thought doing this was a good idea in the first place? Why did you even eat a candy like that??

[monsters-fear-me]

I thought it would be tasty 🥺

I'm hideous now. Hideous and unloveable 😭

[ghostwritergabriel]

Even in your undeath I'm sure you look as radiant as ever, so worry not, for when you meet our next incarnation he'll be as captivated as we were.

[ghostwritergabriel]

@righthand-rahadin In order to keep track of all paperwork regarding both Merlin's and my own latest endeavors I'm going to need you to fill in this form for the Duke's archives.

Send it back to me at your latest convenience albeit somewhere between now and the following two weeks lest you'll be deemed further irrelevant than you already are.

Cheers.

[dogpuppy]

[monsters-fear-me]

@ghostwritergabriel reminds me of Lily, even if she does it with squids and Squidward

[ghostwritergabriel]

Squids AND starfish. Believe me, she does both even if you haven't seen it yet

[monsters-fear-me]

I need someone to tell @righthand-rahadin I'm gon have a new man in a few weeks just so I can watch him seethe and be upset at the fact his archnemesis is still more loved than he's ever been thanks

[ghostwritergabriel]

Why spend time confirming the obvious when it can be spent without having him in your thoughts at all? Sure, spite's fun, but having him be forgotten's even better.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

all of your oc are after you now, will you survive?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onSep 21, 2025

[ghostwritergabriel]

I'm a horror/gore writer so I would be hyperamounts of doomed if my characters came to life.

[monsters-fear-me]

My cat's so addicted to milk she wants to clean out the cup even if there wasn't any milk in it because she's convinced it was.

Thalia girlie I had water but sure diva go ham

[righthand-rahadin]

How fitting—deluded, desperate, and clawing at nothing. Your cat mirrors you perfectly. Tell me, does she whine as much when she’s denied?

[monsters-fear-me]

Worse, she pouts and sits in a corner till she falls asleep. Kinda like you do when you get roasted in a debate, just cuter and a lot less annoying.

[righthand-rahadin]

Mistake not patience for pouting. I do not sulk in corners — I wait in shadows. The difference is fatal.

[ghostwritergabriel]

20 year long patience. Don't forget to add the length of your supposedly poutless waits to the sentence lest people lack the contest showing the full truth.

Just a tip.

[myheadisfullofmoss]

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go my isopods!!

[paulgadzikowski]

[monsters-fear-me]

@righthand-rahadin see that? It's on its way. U've been warned.

[righthand-rahadin]

…Isopods? That is your threat? I have waded through seas of screams, little leech. Do you truly think a scuttling crustacean will fare better than men, elves, or kings? Send them. I will tread softly—so their deaths are not entirely meaningless.

[ghostwritergabriel]

Y'sure? The average person can handle about 600 lbs of chestweight before succumbing in give or take, 15 mins. Less than that allows for diaphragmatic breathing to still be possible- atleast, in variable amounts- so above 600 lbs of weight is the go-to, maybe even a little extra, say 650.

Now, giant isopods, specifically the Bathynomus Jamesi, can weigh up to 5.5 pounds. Taking aforementioned limit into account along with the weight of a singular isopod of this species, would makes for roughly 120 of these isopods to be required to cause the phenomenon known as compression asphyxia, which, no matter how immortal one might proclaim themselves to be, is a sure way to kill someone off.

In other words, @monsters-fear-me, we need to find 120 giant isopods.

@righthand-rahadin prepare for that army ey? Would be funny.

[righthand-rahadin]

@ghostwritergabriel @monsters-fear-meme Your enthusiasm is entertaining, if imprecise. Collect your little army of shelled toys if it so pleases you — I will see they are put to use with a courtesy you do not deserve. Leave the choreography to me; when I am finished, the lesson will be clear: never mistake theatrics for threat.

[monsters-fear-me]

I'm sorry dear but I cant help but notice the 'monsters-fear-meme'. What a wondrous compliment, didn't know I was so entertaining! Thank you, it's much appreciated. ❤️❤️

@ghostwritergabriel pls end him thanks love u

[ghostwritergabriel]

No need. He'll be mad about it in another 10 yrs from now so might as well enjoy life till he sends one of his heartfelt letters regarding the situation.

(In other words, I'm reading, don't have time.)

[myheadisfullofmoss]

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go my isopods!!

[paulgadzikowski]

[monsters-fear-me]

@righthand-rahadin see that? It's on its way. U've been warned.

[righthand-rahadin]

…Isopods? That is your threat? I have waded through seas of screams, little leech. Do you truly think a scuttling crustacean will fare better than men, elves, or kings? Send them. I will tread softly—so their deaths are not entirely meaningless.

[ghostwritergabriel]

Y'sure? The average person can handle about 600 lbs of chestweight before succumbing in give or take, 15 mins. Less than that allows for diaphragmatic breathing to still be possible- atleast, in variable amounts- so above 600 lbs of weight is the go-to, maybe even a little extra, say 650.

Now, giant isopods, specifically the Bathynomus Jamesi, can weigh up to 5.5 pounds. Taking aforementioned limit into account along with the weight of a singular isopod of this species, would makes for roughly 120 of these isopods to be required to cause the phenomenon known as compression asphyxia, which, no matter how immortal one might proclaim themselves to be, is a sure way to kill someone off.

In other words, @monsters-fear-me, we need to find 120 giant isopods.

@righthand-rahadin prepare for that army ey? Would be funny.

[ghostwritergabriel]

@monsters-fear-me @craftsnjewels @therealbladedancer here as requested, hope it suffices.