[ghouliarobertss]

i’m wil bennett and this is jackass. content creator, gremlin, bimbo, professional babysitter.

💌 ghoulscoutcookiess

[ghouliarobertss]

how about i just don’t be a person

[ghouliarobertss]

do u ever just crack ur back so good that suddenly everything is good in this world (:

[ghouliarobertss]

actually what if i decide to just stop being a person and become a haunting presence instead

[loveridden1999]

more singers should add gut wrenching screams in their songs. for me. on my behalf.

[greelin]

yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

They should invent a type of flirting where I can tell when it’s happening

[segamascott]

[ghouliarobertss]

i took too long of a nap today so now i am wide awake so who would like a friend tonight ✨

[rollinxstone]

lmk if we can flirt and be in love by tmrw

[pjharvey]

changing your mind about stuff over time is embarrassingggg but especially when it happens in relatively short time and then u have to be like oh yeah that thing i said 4 months ago? i don’t believe any of that anymore. yeah i know i sounded really confident at the time my bad.

[ghouliarobertss]

nvm i’m boycotting halloween bc of it being noah’s birthday

[ghouliarobertss]

how many halloween costumes would be considered too many

[ghouliarobertss]

now i’m thinking that my birthday is coming next month thanks bella 🫩

[bakwaaas]

can I confess I don’t really have a life goal or a plan I’m just living each day as it comes

[ghouliarobertss]

where are all my friends i need someone to yap at 😭

[ghouliarobertss]

lizard blinking bc i don’t wanna be awake