[fqvoritism]

“true love is selfless. it is prepared to sacrifice.” 

karen sirko and daisy jones in daisy jones and the six, track 10

[filthyprotozoan]

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

[filthyprotozoan]

“i wouldn’t look back bc logically if she’s not there it wouldnt help to look and if she is there looking back would cause me to lose her” cool so has love never made you stupid and insane

[filthyprotozoan]

another thing thats interesting is i think most people assume its a walk of reasonably short length that you have to resist looking back. but we dont know how long that walk was. its out of the underworld, time could work very differently. could be days. could be months. could you walk for months without looking back to see if your love is okay? i dont think you could

[filthyprotozoan]

exactly. like oh you’re not going to look back? have you never lost a love? there is so much looking back.

[thenatsdorf]

Mlems galore

[afreecuntree]

afterward

[testosteronetwunk]

[andysambcrg]

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA (2005 - ) but it’s just the memes

[volach-deactivated20230326]

“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

[probablyafaggot]

the best part of experiencing november 5th 2020 was watching tumblr attempt to describe what it was like to experience november 5th 2020

[buffysummers]

’TIS THE SEASON!

[gandalfsbignaturals]

yeah? yeah tumblr? do i seem interested in the twin towers fat fucking tits??? is that what i seem interested in?????

[unclefather]

you seem to be interested in big naturals and tumblr will always provide

[ayeforscotland]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Little fucker

[metamorphesque]

a prayer

Les Félins (René Clément), Days of Being Wild (Wong Kar Wai), Malcolm T. Liepke, Gustav Vigeland (Eros and Psyche), Stephan Sinding (Adoration), Soul Eom (kiss, hug and die)

[virgoprivilege]

dont take the things im annoyed by too seriously im currently pissed off at how badly-designed the golden girls' coffee pot is

[virgoprivilege]

look at this shit. 90 degrees betty white fighting for her life and still 2 mugs of coffee stuck in there

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[c3rvida3]

When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.

[gidguard]

i'm memorising these so i can change some children's lives later

[paxamericana]

[travitrav]

Cvs dont charge tax on the plan b its 49.99 flat, soo that mean she bought some Tylenol cuz her jaws hurt too. 

[essercipertuttienonperse]

I'm WHEEZING

[relelvance]

[msjessicaday]

PSYCH (2006-2014)  THE NANNY (1993-1998)  CRAZY-EX GIRLFRIEND (2015-2019) NEW GIRL (2011-2018)