accurate feitan headcanons
he does not gaf if you got a nightmare, he'll shut you up and send you back to night night.
make fun of him youll be sleeping on the couch.
your guys texts will be dryer than the sahara desert.
definitely not an emoji typa guy
romance, nah. no attention, yes.
he does not understand the concept of dating, he'll probably think its like an advanced placement of "friends"
his socks surely stink.
maybe he'll take a picture or two of you if you look attractive, dont think he won't take bad ones either.
he likes to blackmail you, i guess its a sorta torture method to submit into that man.
you will have a normal conversation every month or so.
he'll rant about his torturings, probably trying to convince you to let him torture you.
he gets bored of anything if it doesnt involve killing.
no cuddles, that man does not like it at all. maybe try it once? who knows he might get attached to cuddles.
phinks is at his house 24/7, no privacy with them.
he's a simple man, wake up, eat, kill, sleep.
kisses? no. well, maybe depending on the day.