dude if i could, i absolutely would crack tf out of the [OF AGE] troupe members, dead or alive
lowkey felt like humping my pillow last night at the very thought of it
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dude if i could, i absolutely would crack tf out of the [OF AGE] troupe members, dead or alive
lowkey felt like humping my pillow last night at the very thought of it
Uvogin x Reader - continuation of the earlier one
You live with Uvogin and Nobunaga now. They are protective over you, always meddling in your issues because they think they can fix you.
You don't believe this is possible until one day, Uvogin approaches you.
"You haven't been eating much. Is something wrong? Nobu told me you've been rejecting food."
"No, nothing's wrong," you lie.
"Don't act like that. You need food in ya. Let's get something to eat."
Uvogin takes you to a nice restaurant, telling you you can order whatever you want. So you order steak, and feel whole after eating. You needed to eat red meat to nourish yourself properly because your diet has been mostly meat your whole life.
But you feel guilty, and Uvogin detects this.
"Why are you still sad? C'mon, there's nothing to be sad about."
But you're still sad. Food costs money. You remember being a financial burden.
"Not even a response? You're thinking too hard."
You thank him for the meal, and he takes you home and lays with you in bed knowing you don't want to do or think about anything.
"Hey, Y/n. Can we cuddle?"
You don't want to, but his body is warm...so you say yes. And he holds you without doing anything else.
argument idea: debating whether shalnark or uvogin is top
I wanna drink beer with uvogin and kiss…
My Lady
Phinks x reader —
Word count: 1.0k — Soulmate au
Authors note: This soulmate au includes marks on your body (in your case it’s on your wrist) that matches with your soulmate. This was originally meant to just be one thing but… i’m going to make this into multiple parts! Any and all love is appreciated.
The restaurant had dim lighting and soft music playing in the background, with the music you could hear glasses clanking and people laughing. A place people came to get buzzed or just to go out for dinner, this place doubled as a restaurant and a bar.
You've been sitting at a booth by yourself for about an hour now, your drink has been watered down and you haven’t ordered anything to eat. When you initially arrived you texted your date to see if he was here, he responded by telling you he was minutes away. It was crazy that he was late considering he planned the date, and it was idiotic of you to believe him.
By the time he was thirty minutes late and ignoring your text messages asking if he was here yet, it was clear you undoubtedly got stood up. You sigh, shifting in your seat as the condensation from your glass drips onto the table. The mark on your wrist slightly ached but you ignored it due to how upset you are, you’ve been trying to play it cool by sipping your drink. It was useless trying to hide your embarrassment, from a glance anyone could tell what just happened.
A little ways from you three men sat at the bar, you weren’t paying much attention to anyone or anything because you were trying to hide the gloomy look on your face. However one of them, tall, blond, and mean-looking, started staring at you. You assume the other two men with him are his friends, one was shorter and had half his face covered.
The other man had long black hair and a sword tied at his side, great crowd.
“Hey,” Nobunaga said, swirling his drink lazily, “She’s been sitting by herself for a while.” He nodded toward you.
Feitan didn’t look at you. “So?”
“I’m guessing her date must’ve ditched her.” Phinks exclaimed as he turnt to look at you, his voice low but audible. You had caught Phinks attention earlier that night, but he brushed it off and didn’t bother mentioning it to Feitan or Nobunaga. You sat calmly, finishing your drink. The spot across from you consistently remained empty like you were still holding out hope, something about the scene didn't sit right with Phinks.
His eyes flicked your way, then he looked away for a second, letting a thought in his mind settle. Maybe you had caught his attention at first because something drew him to you, or you seemed oddly familiar. Nonetheless he couldn’t put a finger on it. When he glanced over at you again that's when he saw it. A mark on your wrist and it was the exact same as his. It wasn’t a weird coincidence, but it was literally the same exact shape and size.
A look of disbelief grew on his face and he blinked, “..No way.” He hadn’t realized he mumbled that out loud
“Huh?” Nobunaga asked. Feitan gave Phinks a puzzled look. Phinks didn’t repeat himself or looked at them as he stood up and walked over to you. You glanced up to the stranger approaching your table, his expression was relaxed.
“Can I sit?” He asked. Didn’t wait for a reply before plopping down across from you.
You raised a brow. “I’m sorta waiting on someone.”
“Not anymore.” He said bluntly. “It looks like you’ve been stood up.” You blinked and averted eye contact, not knowing what to say.
You couldn’t shake the feeling that you’ve met this man before, you decided to admit the truth.
“Yeah, I did.” You mumbled, swirling your drink with your straw. “It’s obvious.” He briefly glimpsed at your drink. “Was it a first date or someone you knew?”
You gave an irritated sigh and narrowed your eyes. “Does it matter?” He shrugged. “Nah, it just gives me an idea of how much of a dumbass this guy is.”
“What?”
“That bastard left you sitting here alone.” He responded. You leaned back in your seat, eyes drifting over to your drink. Your fingers toy with the rim of the glass nervously. Phinks let the hum of the bars music and people chatting fill the silence between the two of you. He just watched you, his posture relaxed. When you finally looked back up at him, he was still staring at you.
Then his gaze shifted to your wrist. You were wearing a dress that had no sleeves and your arms along with your chest remained uncovered. You hadn’t noticed but Phinks was eyeing your body and your mark. He concluded that you weren’t the type of person that was iffy about exposing your mark. Phinks stilled, his expression didn’t change apart from his eyes narrowing, as if he was contemplating something.
He moved and raised his own wrist, pulling back his sleeve. It was the same mark, same shape, and the same size. You looked back up and froze, your heartbeat starting to pound against your chest. “Is that..?” You stuttered. He nodded once. “Yeah.” You couldn’t believe what you were seeing, your lips parted, looking for something to say, anything that didn’t sound cliché or stupid.
“I… didn’t think I’d be..” You trailed off, feeling flustered. Phinks smirked, “You sound more caught off guard than I was.”
“Yeah well, I didn’t expect to meet my soulmate.” you giggled, “Maybe getting stood up was a good thing.” He suggested. “Definitely made things easier for me,” He leaned back and crossed his arms. “That’s one less thing I don’t need to worry about.” You hadn’t a clue what that was supposed to mean but you brushed it off. Maybe you were delusional but you liked how Phinks seemed to already care about you despite just meeting you.
The mood changed and it felt like your body became lighter. Just like that, your night had flipped entirely.
Any negative thought or feeling that lingered vanished immediately, it was replaced with infinite thoughts about your soulmate. You peered hesitantly at Phinks, “What.. was your name?”
He flashed a smile. “Phinks.”
𝐏𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐱 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 🕷️
𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘤𝘴, 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 & 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 ♡
members: chrollo, feitan, phinks, machi, nobunaga, shizuku, pakunoda, shalnark, uvogin
genre: fluff? (most of these can be interpreted as platonic)
Chrollo ♡
- he pretends to not notice when you can’t reach something, but you always end up finding it in your hands later
- if you have petite legs, he slows his pace so you can keep up
- though chrollo doesn’t say anything about it, he loves when you steal his jackets—you look too cute compared to how large they are!
- has definitely rested a book on your head while reading
- secretly finds it adorable how you have to get on your tip-toes to make a point when you’re angry
Feitan ♡
- even if you’re the same height, he’ll still call you short. ask him why & all he says is “cute”
- but if anyone else teases you for being short… you won’t see them again
- reaching for things with Feitan is HILARIOUS. you two refuse to give up—which has led to the troupe walking in on you balancing on his shoulders trying to grab something
- you wear his clothing out sometimes, since it actually fits
- unlike most of the other members, i feel like he wouldn’t infantilize you
Phinks ♡
- uses your shoulders as an elbow rest just to piss you off
- randomly picks you up to move you out of the way, even if you’re barely in his way
- phinks teases your height constantly, but he knows his limits
- he loves comparing hand sizes & seeing the way yours disappears in his!
- makes a show of losing you in a crowd, then proceeds to lift you onto his shoulders so “you don’t drown in the sea of people”
Machi ♡
- hems your clothes when you complain about them being too big
- however, Machi sometimes doesn’t want to fix your ‘oversized’ hoodies—she thinks they look especially cute on you
- helps you get onto anything you can’t reach—cars, stairs, etc
- she’s not much of a teaser; she sees your height as simply a trait and does what she can to make your life a little easier
- hates when people say she only likes you because you’re petite
Nobunaga ♡
- convinced he has to ‘guard’ you in crowded places
- lets you wear all his clothes even though they practically brush the floor
- nobu finds it adorable when you take huge steps trying to keep up with him
- he always make sure you get enough space, since people usually assume short = you don’t need any personal area
- he’d definitely treat you like a little sibling by accident
Shizuku ♡
- she constantly forgets how short you are & asks you to reach high shelves all the time
- thinks its funny how small your shoes are compared to everyone else’s
- always loses track of where you are
- so that she doesn’t lose you, shizuku holds your hand all the time
- whenever you wear heels, she’s genuinely confused for a bit trying to figure out why you look different
Pakunoda ♡
- subtly leads the way in crowds so that you don’t have to look over peoples’ shoulders
- gives you the inside of the sidewalk without thinking
- finds your height surprisingly comforting; it makes hugs even more close
- loves watching you stand up to someone twice your size
- sometimes she puts stuff on high shelves because it’s more convenient for her, but feels bad when you look at her like ‘seriously?’
Shalnark ♡
- he’s the sweetest… but he’d be insufferable about your height 😭
- he measures your height compared to random objects, even in public
- sends you random memes about ‘fun-sized people’
- puts your things juuust high enough that you have to ask for his help
- somehow never notices how annoying he’s being
Uvogin ♡
- unlike a certain blonde, he’d be loud with his teasing but not annoying
- laughs every time he doesn’t notice you standing next to him—your height isn’t exactly noticeable to someone as massive as him
- puts you on his shoulders so you can ‘finally be tall’
- thinks is hilarious when you try to intimidate him, but lets you win every time
- but when you scare someone else, he’s the first one laughing at them
──── ୨୧ ────
𝘵𝘺𝘴𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, & 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥! 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦
𝘪’𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 ♡
Hiiii, its gonna be a long one but could I request Phantom Troupe (+Hisoka) with a reader overall quiet, andxious and kind of a loser? (Like Tamaki Amajiki and Layla from genshin for reference) but fights like an absolute beast? Like pure brute force, especially when fighting alone. To make it funnier let's say she just started learning Nen and knows only the basics and her Ren (if i remember correctly???) is just pure rage and bloodlust. When asked about it, she just starts apologizing for making anyone see that part of her
I'd love to see how that would go, if it's alright:3
hiiiii, yes totally- tamaki's always been one of my fav mha characters lol thank you for requesting! ♡♡
concept:
hxh if uvogin took nobunaga on his trip to kill kurapika