[lordfordida]

[left-reminders]

[dancefloors]

I have the lower back of a 62 year old man and the mind of an infant

[gwapg1rl]

New year, new me!!!!!! *Burns off finger prints*

[dynatoxinc]

[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

[unyanizedcatboys]

I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[doomy]

people were so used to it that there were extensions to put it back

[oldlunchmeat]

im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass

[lovelylarayyy]

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

*clocks out exactly at 5*

BOSS:

[the-last-punbender]

Unrealistic, the boss is scheduled til 4 and leaves at 1

[jamtav]

wait hold on i know how to save tumblr

[fuckdaleearnhardt-deactivated20]

This website is complete shit

[carolxdanvers]

“the everything”

[butchbulbasaur]

[pettycentral]

[whateveriblogis]

LMAOOOO

[soaplantro-deactivated20250112]

the sheer amount of gay pettiness emanating from this video redecorated my room

[slimetony]

There is a serious chance tumblr wont survive 2018 and thats so cool to me

[thetragiccomedian-deactivated20]

tumblr, when their app gets removed from the app store:

tumblr users:

[filmsoffourteen]

[lifeinflames]

A mood tbh

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

[mrdsc1010]

Same Energy

[polarizeglow]

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

[ankle-beez]

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done