Tragically Canadian

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[igottapeeonher]

[thewinterbabe]

[igottapeeonher]

[gibberishquestion]

[dementedgnomicwizard]

[lostcryptids]

love to collect fake comments from social media based horror films 

[twistcmyk]

[lefttobloom]

every time marth features in a new fire emblem game, they make him 10x as bishie-fied as the last iteration, which is hysterical but now i just feel like im looking at a different character.

this is what 32 years does to a mf.

[lefttobloom]

adding some of my favorite tags bc yea. yall are right

[audible-smiles]

every star wars alien is so good and then there’s

this

[moosefeels]

yo man you talkin’ smack about max rebo you back off my blue elephant son

[audible-smiles]

HIS WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE IS LITERALLY THREE SENTENCES LONG HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW HIS NAME

[butchflirt]

Who the fuck is talking shit about Max Rebo????

[marcsalmonds]

Renowned jizz musician max rebo???

[preciouspuregarnet]

Don’t fuck my main man Max Rebo, jizz musician!!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]

[narwhalsarefalling]

today i discovered that not everyone calls kids in pigtails "dual aft pigtails" bc thats what my DAD called them. hes a pilot. dual aft refers to a type of tail on an airplane to cut resistance. whenever he did my hair in pigtails as a kid he would put them at the right angle so they qualified as dual aft. what a fuckign nerd

[narwhalsarefalling]

[campyvillain]

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

[campyvillain]

disclaimer i have never seen this movie I just think the soul of this guy possessed me

[campyvillain]

disclaimer revoked i just watched this movie and this was dead on

[shittycryptids]

A nine tailed kitsune but all the tails are those floating inflatable men you see outside car dealerships

[hrmsketches]

[romcommunist]

[vergak]

I want to waterboard him

[vergak]

I meant motorboat

[gennin-moved-deactivated2018043]

im not religious, but naruto...if you're out there...

[squidificati0n]