i want this man to do gross, disrespectful, unspeakable, borderline illegal things to me
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requests: temporarily closed | tag lists: open last updated | 1/24/26 notes | i'll update this post as i continue to write. fics will be 18+ unless stated otherwise. requests closed so i can catch up on the ones already submitted - will be opening up again soon! season two!!! we’re so back baby 😜 feel free to send in thots, questions, etc! | feedback is always appreciated 🩷
✦︎ sticky fingers the ghoul x reader one-shot | 18+
“Lil girls should know it’s rude ta steal.” ⤿ READ
✦︎ janey's dad cooper howard x reader two-shot | wip | 18+
“We really, uh, shouldn’t - oh fuck, you look --” ⤿ READ PART ONE | PART TWO TBD
✦︎ run rabbit run the ghoul x reader drabble, request | 18+
the drabble thing HNNNGH think about coop calling you bunny from the start bc he clocked that you were always a down for it and you not getting it until he after you fuck for the first time ⤿ READ
✦︎ in the middle of the night the ghoul x reader drabble, request | 18+
Cooper watching you sleep. Its a quiet night. nothing but bugs passing by. Cooper keeps watching, and his mind wanders. cut to him "borrowing" your soft and smooth hand, pulling it from under your makeshift blanket and wrapping it on his dick, jacking himself with your hand bc he's bored/trying to pass the time/stay awake ⤿ READ
✦︎ wish you'd make me cry the ghoul x reader drabble, request | 18+
"You’re such a needy fucking brat." :3c ⤿ READ
✦︎ dog days pre-war cooper howard x reader fluff, request
I was wondering if you'd write something about maybe prewar/postwar (either one) cooper where his love is a bit sick (not life threateningly so ect) and he just takes good care of them ⤿ READ
✦︎ it's always the quiet ones pre-war cooper howard x reader drabble, request | 18+
We can see that Cooper tends to go for good girls but what if he ran into a seemingly innocent - or at the very least kind - person… but they dirty talk like a sinner in the sack? ⤿ READ
✦︎ no use cryin' over spilled milk the ghoul x reader one-shot | 18+
based off this ask; trying to survive topside after growing up in a vault is hard enough, but doing it five months pregnant? it's a good thing you find the ghoul when you do. ⤿ READ
✦︎ i can taste your skin in my teeth the ghoul x reader drabble, request | 18+ | NEW
drabble request thingy: "you're so wet and I haven't even touched you" and/or "aww... you're pathetic" I feel like these go so well together in a very mean(super hot) way >:) ⤿ READ
✦︎ use me pre-war cooper howard x reader drabble request, wip | 18+
for the drabble request "I want to use you so fucking bad" with pre bomb coop?
✦︎ don't threaten me with a good time the ghoul x reader request, wip | 18+
how do you think our ghoul would handle having a breeding kink?
✦︎ in the collision of your kiss pre-war cooper howard x reader wip | 18+
"As I live and breathe, that's Cooper Howard! Why, he must've cost a fortune -- how ever did you get him to agree to attend a children's party?"
✦︎ criminal tongues the ghoul x reader request, wip | 18+
Could I get and aggressive smut with coop like he hasn't had any in 200 something years ! Hes needy and wants it NOW
✦︎ finders, keepers the ghoul x reader request, wip | 18+
Cooper wants people to know the reader is *his*, and she best damn well know it to. If she doesn't, he'll have to show her
✦︎ god is a woman pre-war cooper howard x reader request, wip | 18+
If you don't mind of making cooper howard/the ghoul being submissive or treating reader like a goddess of a smut?
✦︎ bury all your secrets in my skin the ghoul x reader request, wip | 18+
I was thinking how it would be to be the first to get him to take all his clothes off since the bombs fell. Being the first to get him to be vulnerable in this way. If you would write this I would be very grateful.
✦︎ isodoped john hancock x reader request, wip | 18+
a ghoul (Hancock or Coop) taking chems (jet, mentats or buffout) and kissing the reader to share it. Maybe with a little "come here, sweetie"... + i cannot stop thinking about john hancock teaching you how to take a hit of jet for the first time. sitting in his lap, his fingers around your chin, the other hand holding the jet against your mouth and just... coaxing you... encouraging you....
