I got that ghoul in me

I'm the Canadian asexual ghoulmaxxer Ghoulhunters DNI

[ghoultimeofficial]

Check out the sweet fanart from @fluffydancer618 ! I love the style, absolutely thrilled to receive this.

[ghoultimeofficial]

When I become president, I'll make my scientests invent a new kind of wild animal that you're allowed to pet. This post inspired by the very friendly looking mink I just met.

[ghoultimeofficial]

The brewery opened early (by 12 minutes) for me. This is their lemon berry mist.

[ghoultimeofficial]

I think I need a dry red wine and to be struck with a hammer.

[ghoultimeofficial]

Splits exta dark pretzels are proof god loves humanity. Their inavailability in Canada is proof god hates, specifically, me.

[highestelf420]

I think the secret to warding off evil spirits is being even scarier than them.... The other night I woke up suddenly at 3am, and saw a grinning shadow spirit hanging right over me. I wasn't scared at all, just instinctively grinned back and said, "Fuck off." Bro dissipated immediately. Thinking of it now, I'd feel freaked out if I were him lol

[talesofnecromancy]

This is the secret to being a witch. Horror film are a lie. You can stare anything supernatural in the face and tell it to Fuck Off and it will. If it doesn’t, punch it.

[ghoultimeofficial]

Please don't punch the creatures.

[ghoultimeofficial]

Who thinks it's a good idea for me to spend $340 Canadian on musketeer boots? I have a 10% off coupon from when I bought my 18th century buckle shoes.

[cybermanes]

So hungry I could eat a specific mutual

[ghoultimeofficial]

Rolling up to the function dressed as an 1890s prospector in the Klondike gold rush. It is affecting the vibes.

[mossyforestfox]

Anyone want to vanish into the woods and become local cautionary folktales with me

[ghoultimeofficial]

how's the ghoul doing? hope you're doing well this summer and staying hydrated.

Doing very well, thank you. Not too much of a heat wave here- today's the highest high it's been, only 33.

[ghoultimeofficial]

I go to New York next weekend to pretend to die a lot (siege of Fort Niagara. Bad time to be French), and I met the consul-general of France earlier this month.

[ghoultimeofficial]

meowww

Hi kitty cat

[ghoultimeofficial]

how's the ghoul doing? hope you're doing well this summer and staying hydrated.

Doing very well, thank you. Not too much of a heat wave here- today's the highest high it's been, only 33.

[ghoultimeofficial]

It's one of those days where I badly want a kitty cat. Preferably an evil one.

[ghoultimeofficial]

Years ago there was a cat who frequented my parking lot. He was very big and very friendly, I named him Caliburn. Still regret not taking him inside.

[ghoultimeofficial]

It's one of those days where I badly want a kitty cat. Preferably an evil one.

[feralratbitesu]

kids these days dont even know the difference between a blunt and a joint

[ghoultimeofficial]

Blunt is what happens when you don't take care of your sword and a joint is what you rip meat off of with your teeth DUH

[ghoultimeofficial]

It occurs to me that all the world's problems would be solved if you people would simply elect me as god-king.

[ktrose68]

What's your plan for the billionaires?

[ghoultimeofficial]

Big pit. No ladder.