youre out of touch im out of time

[girljeremystrong]

i'm like if a lover hated everything they see

[kunosoura]

collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

[carcrashgf]

i love not talking #theobserver

[wav48k]

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

[wav48k]

"i love your earrings" thanks! its where jfk got shot

[wav48k]

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

[punkrorschach]

[rocy5]

[yorickish-deactivated20250521]

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

[wellthatschaotic]

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[innerchildabortionclinic]

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

[depsidase]

[your-resident-boat-person]

Hello, person with a degree in criminology here.

This is true. This is not only true, but it's four times truer than you think it is. This is widely documented.

Thank you for your time.

[your-resident-boat-person]

Oh wow, I came across my own dash. Hello old, but incredibly correct and cool/attractive me!

[kosmogrl]

[ghostisredacted]

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

[tabloidsores]

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

[portiaadams]

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

[kelssiel]

[evilkitten3]

“is tumblr just full of violent crazy people” yes. next stupid question

[guerrillatech]

[feluka]

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

[feluka]

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it

[cinnamoncianna]

a haunted aura only the eldest sister can carry