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@ghztspider
#ghztspider: a study in ghosthood/girlhood. arachnid failed ballerinas, and making your own band.
indie mixed canon spiderverse based gwen stacy (they/she/xe) aka ghost spider. heavily influenced by into and across the spiderverse. this blog will feature heavy spoilers for across the spiderverse penned by ofelia (they/xe)
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I've given in and remade my multi. gwen is now at @shonde
chaotic unhinged lines from 2022-2023 (prompt edition).
basically in 2021 i made a list of prompts inspired by lines in tiktok videos and instagram reels that made me laugh so hard i cried! and now i have returned with another list! these may provide an alarmingly clear image of what my sense of humor is (aka broken) but i figure a little levity is always a good thing! more prompts are forthcoming, but in the mean time: bon appetit!
knowledge has always chased you, but you've always been faster.
no... no, that was mango apathy juice. from the farmer's market.
of all these people, you are the one i understand the least. i want to get to know you better, but like, not that much better.
i-i will CHEW YOUR MEAT!! WHAT are you doing?!
ooooh god, no, you wouldn't be long getting frostbit!
you are evil. like a hobbit.
WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!?!!?
i have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
AHEM!! fill my cup.
may god ignore you like you ignored my greetings.
i will avenge you mister van gogh.
call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder. here's fifteen dollars.
you're not in love. you may think you are, you dumb fuck, but you're not.
go ahead and put the ranch away.
sadly, "hopefully" doth butter no parsnips.
forget school, i want to be an italian sandwich.
you shouldn't skip work, you are a lawyer and he is a hamster.
you can stop roleplaying now. you're free.
her coupon game was so fucking raw.
i'm sorry guys... he's making a salad.
you could get a straight guy here if you learned to make a good pasta. i'll teach you how to make a risotto that'll get you married and out of my basement.
hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have night meats?
it's not the most ethical thing in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.
no, children, you're wrong. once upon a time, there was a piece of wood.
and i'm not saying she deserved it, but i am saying that god's timing is always riiiiight.
hydrate or die-drate, ya DICK!
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD.
new york city is a fictional place written up by someone with a sinister mind and a knack for comedy.
this is grindr my guy.
wait, i didn't finish teaching you the difference between human and wolf anatomy.
it's time to tell your grandmother that she was wrong. do not be afraid.
vanilla vodka... you fucking child.
without ash to rise from, a phoenix would just be a bird getting up.
you are fucking alive. do what you want.
why are you cradling me like a baby, friend? this isn't how guys of my generation hang out.
i hope a hedgehog shits in your cereal, you difficult person.
you know, i am not as mean as i would like to be. and i think people should appreciate that more.
see, i am not a kangaroo.
well, i'd like to help, but... you see... not as much as i'd like not to.
rest in peace you fucking onion fairy.
when god sings with all his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?
i fight for a seat in heaven, every. single. day.
map maker? can you find me somewhere on the map where this big man thinks he's the king?
you bald-headed demon...
so... there are 24 million pigs in australia... and 24 million people... so if you ever feel lonely, there's like, a pig out there that's sort of your cosmic twin.
remember, alcohol is god's apology for making us self-aware.
i'm straight!! stop CONFUSING me!!!!!
you guys want something to eat? because... i know we'll die if we don't eat.
he is a BIBLICALLY gorgeous man. i wanna feed him grapes. i wanna fan him with the frond of a date palm from the forests of Lebanon. i wanna find the alabaster vial of perfume oil that one woman broke for jesus and comb it through his hair. like... he's stressing me OUT.
i'm not sad! i'm freaking HUNGRY!
maybe, if we wait a little bit longer, a fuck will fall into my hand, and i can give it to you.
it's not my fault you thought you lived in this IKEA.
let's leave my mother out of this.
jason may kill people but he's not bad enough to kick a dog.
i run for LUMP!
oh no, i'm all out of caring, baby!
you don't think it mcbe that way... but it mcdo.
what is this enticing bowl of white?
serious question, do his nipples sparkle?
what in the reese's peanut butter fuck is going on here?
if your parents don't buy it, stop loving them!
i just hope you know just how much you've decreased productivity today.
that was poetry at its FINEST.
and if you let that motherfucker shenan ONCE, you best believe they're gonna shenanIGAN!
may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to her.
that's modern milk for ya. what a time to be alive.
you have attachment issues. please fix it.
remember when people had secrets? we should bring that back.
the moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal.
i don't like the cobra chicken.
i didn't know eggs were this expensive? it's time to lay my own, i fear.
so you're saying the reason i don't have a girlfriend is because i'm not a big enough threat yet.
god gave him a top lip, that's why he's so powerful.
it's a common mistake, but frankenstein was actually the author.
i finally got a pocket-sized diary!!! also i don't get the concept of life.
if a beautiful woman disagrees with me, i will immediately change my view. i've no principles.
how did you all end up married to such boiled potatoes?
if so much as one tear drops from their eye... i will slap you back into your mum.
you are ringing a phone that does not like to be rung.
look how Dr. doofenschmirtz had a fucked up childhood but didn't project his trauma onto his teenage daughter. he projected it onto a platypus.
it is mathematically impossible for you to get a wedgie.
i'm breaking up with you. i love you, it's just... i don't think you could protect me from a mummy.
if you can't do fractions....... you will fucking die.
that's right; in the year 1791, all of our bottoms were killed in a Big Bottom Massacre.
people always assume i'm mean. like CAN you BELIEVE THAT CRAP?! like WHAT would make you think i'm MEAN?! I'M THE NICEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!
the chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal; another of god's little tests.
someone's gotta tell the waiter that i ordered mashed 'taters and it sure as shit ain't gonna be me.
if i had a week i couldn't list all the reasons that wouldn't work.
" lemme sleep. "
who taught you how to patch a wound like that?
" you did. well another you. from another time. " the words are a little soft. like they're not sure if it is okay to talk about their peter with peter b. it seems unfair to compare the two even if they do have the same starting point.
DEALING WITH TRAUMA : STARTERS
a collection of dialogue prompts for muses with heavy baggage. content warning for mentions of mental illness, ableist language, and victim-blaming. change & alter as needed.
“Don’t worry. I’m good at being alone. I’ve been alone for a long time.”
“I don’t need your pity.”
“Look, everyone is just better off without me, okay?”
“It’s not a ‘trigger’! I don’t have ‘triggers’! There’s nothing wrong with me! I’m perfectly normal!”
“It was my fault. I should have known better.”
“As soon as you see what a mess I really am, you’ll leave. Just like everyone else.”
“It’s not a big deal. It wasn’t that bad.”
“There’s something wrong with me. There’s something wrong inside my head.”
“I’m not the easiest person to talk to, or be around. It’s… hard for other people to love me. I get that.”
“Why are you still here?! Why won’t you just leave?! Why won’t you just leave me like everyone else?!”
“That wasn’t a panic attack. I don’t have panic attacks.”
“I don’t know what’s going on with me, but… I don’t think this is normal.”
“I can’t stop remembering it. I can’t stop dreaming about it. I can’t even stop thinking about it.”
“PTSD? Oh, come on, give me a little credit! I’m tougher than that!”
“I don’t need to see a shrink! I’m not crazy!”
“I’m just so scared it’s going to happen again.”
“What’s wrong with me? Why didn’t they love me? Why wasn’t I good enough for them?”
“I knew I shouldn’t have trusted them. I got what I deserved.”
“If you knew the kind of person I really am, you wouldn’t be here right now.”
“How can you even stand to be around me? How do you not hate me?”
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I don’t know why I get like this. I just see [trigger], and I totally freeze up. I can’t help it.”
“I’m supposed to be stronger than this!”
LOVE LANGUAGE : WORDS OF AFFIRMATION STARTERS
a collection of starters based on one of the five love languages: words of affirmation. change & alter as needed.
“You can do this.”
“Great job out there, [name]!”
“I believe in you.”
“I couldn’t have done it without you.”
“I’m so lucky to have you in my life.”
“Wow! You look amazing!”
“I’m really glad you’re here.”
“I know I can always count on you.”
“I’d trust you with my life.”
“That outfit looks fantastic on you!”
“There isn’t anything you can’t do when you put your mind to it.”
“You’ve been working really hard. I see that.”
“Thank you for listening.”
“You have no idea how happy I am to see you right now.”
“You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.”
“I’m so proud of you!”
“I knew you could do it!”
“I love the way you see the world. Everything is so unique through your eyes.”
“You have a really nice smile.”
“Of course I care about you. You’re my best friend.”
“Everything is better when you’re here.”
“Thanks for always being there for me. I hope you know it goes both ways — whenever you need me, I’ll be here for you, too.”
“You don’t have to do this alone.”
“I hope you know how much you mean to me.”
“Thank you for telling me that. Thank you for sharing that with me.”
“You make it look so easy.”
“Can you give me some advice? I could really use some, and I trust your judgment.”
“You’re my favorite person to be around.”
“You’re doing really well, you know that?”
“You’re always such a big help.”
“Oh, that sounds like a really awful situation. What can I do for you? How can I help?”
“Wow, I wish I could do that as well as you!”
“I’ve learned so much from you.”
“Thank you for taking the time to help me with this.”
“You always know how to make me laugh.”
“That was really nice of you.”
“Everything is always more fun when I get to do it with you.”
“Your friends are lucky to have you.”
“Thank you so much! You are literally the best!”
“I don’t know what I’d do without you.”
“I love the way your mind works.”
“I wish you could see in you what I see in you.”
Send “Oh no you DON’T” to grab my muse by the back of their collar to stop them from doing something stupid
"Its not the worst injury I've seen, but it's pretty bad"
" can you put my shoulder back in place please? "
what the hell were you thinking?
" i was thinking about the fact that people were going to die if i didn't ! i know i got hurt. and i know i didn't do a good job with this. but i saved people. and that's what really matter right? " she tries to wrap her bleeding hand. trying to avoid jessica's gaze. it had been a hard fight.
"would you just let me help you? please?" from astartes.
" i'm fine! " they say as they bleed out. xyr not in the business of making friends anymore. even if it'll help them. but still it. sucks. it sucks so bad. they need help. they need it. but right now. they won't take it. not for their suffering. " you can help me a little. "
send me memes.
PROMPTS FOR PATCHING UP WOUNDS * assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
it's honestly nothing. i can deal with it myself.
next time something like this happens, you have to promise to tell me.
you're making a big deal out of nothing. i'll be fine.
how long have you had that?
i'm good at this, you know. patching up wounds.
would you cut it out? i'm trying to help you.
why didn't you tell me you were bleeding?
you didn't have to take that hit for me.
what are you hiding from me?
it's not the worst injury i've ever seen, but it's pretty bad.
how long were you going to hide this from me?
at least let me look at it.
there. it looks much better.
this will help with the pain.
i'm forever in your debt.
i didn't have anywhere else to go.
this wasn't supposed to happen.
is that your blood?
i've patched up nastier wounds than this.
stop squirming! you're going to be fine!
this is bad. this is really bad.
i just need a band-aid and a nap. i'll be fine.
we need to get you to a hospital.
how does it look? be honest.
keep your eyes open, okay? keep looking at me.
it doesn't hurt that bad.
give me your hand. let me look at it.
who taught you how to patch a wound like that?
it's not as bad as i thought it would be, that's for sure.
would you just let me help you? please?
you saved my life.
let me go find my first aid kit. it's in here somewhere.
i'll take care of it. you just sit and rest.
see? that wasn't so bad after all.
i've seen worse.
take two of these and drink some water.
ow! that really hurt!
i've got you, okay? everything's going to be fine.
you're gonna have to take your shirt off.
well... it could have been worse.
it looks worse than it really is, i swear.
roll up your sleeve a little, will you?
does that feel all right?
i didn't even realize i was bleeding.
you could have been killed out there!
give me a second to patch this up.
don't close your eyes. you hear me? stay with me.
i'm not giving up on you just yet.
you still need some time to heal.
i'm right here. i won't leave your side.
thank you for taking care of me.
if you can still hear me, help is on the way!
just squeeze my hand when it starts hurting.
how long have i been out?
let me check for a fever.
did you patch this up?
i've had worse injuries than this.
where did you learn to do that?
take some deep breaths for me.
look at me. you're going to be fine.
hold still! stop moving around so much!
i'll take care of you.
what the hell were you thinking?
where does it hurt?
i'm so used to doing this myself.
lift up your shirt a little so i can see.
lay back down. you're not healed up yet.
you never should have put yourself in harm's way like that.
looks like i've got myself a really good nurse.
will you stay with me while i sleep?
no one's ever helped me like that before.
i would have died had it not been for you.
don't you get it? if you don't let me help you, you'll die.
we have to be quick about this.
this could get bad.
what do you label your muse as, and how do they label themselves? is there a difference, and if so, why?
gwen says she's bi nb trans girl and she knows better than me.
“ The outburst I had at Five Guys is not reflective of who I am. ”
" tell me why i should believe you about that? "
“ You don't have a day off? ” - byleth
" ghost spider has no days off. "
#GHZTSPIDER: Alright, people. Let’s start at the beginning one last time. My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last 2 years, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman. You guys know the rest. I joined a band, saved my dad. I couldn't save my best friend, Peter Parker, so now I save everyone else. And I don't do friends anymore, just to avoid any distractions. And one day this weird thing happened. And I mean, like, really weird. I was blown into last week literally. I landed in New York, but not my New York. My Spider-Sense told me to head to Visions Academy. Wasn't sure why until I met you. ( penned by ofelia. major spoilers for across the spiderverse. )
