funky cold medina

adderall, a glass of whiskey, and diesel jeans

[fuks]

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

[somethingfangirly]

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

[wackd-archive]

while the computer is what now

[6slut]

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

[debrides]

i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized

[androginking]

this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.

[q4fy8g3ho9t-deactivated20240516]

at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night

[priestessamy]

every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her

[alectually]

today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes

[emiliusthegreat]

A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned. 

[hexaviolet]

There’s a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she’s three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music

[wlwesque]

This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul

[wheeloffortune-design]

Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that I tripped and walked into a bus pole.

[damaramegido]

honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died

[blackkatmagic]

Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together. (She laughed at me, but that’s okay, because she married me two years later.)

[things-are-looking-up-oh-finally]

This thread ended in the best possible way. I hope y'all stay pure

[paprika]

[ithelpstodream]

[wearedevo]

[sandandglass]

The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller

[meme-theft]

[preachelectric]

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via pixelfreckles)

[fiti-vation]

[ruinedchildhood]

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

The real glo up is when you stop waiting to turn into some perfect hypothetical version of yourself and consciously enjoy being who you are in the present moment.

[aevvus]

I need to remember this

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[1st-1]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]