Erin Gibson

Jokes, frank sexual discussions, reproductive rights, tacos, AG jeans, hugs, deadpan, Armani luminous silk, LGBT equality, sarcasm, Downton Abbey, fair and balanced government, & side eye.

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It’s been a long road for me. I was a little girl with crimped hair who could only pose on books. Now I’m a woman with crimped hair who writes them. Feminasty: The Complicated Woman’s Guide to Surviving the Patriarchy Without Drinking Herself to Death is out TODAY! I’m so proud of this book and the messages inside it. I’ve never worked on anything harder in my life and I hope it comes through in the pages (and audio). If you preordered, it should arrive today, and if you don’t have it yet, pick one up at a book event I’m doing across the country or you can go to FEMINASTY.com to buy the book (or audiobook) at lots of outlets. #feminasty #feministbooks #feministcomedy #womenwriters#booksforcunts

https://www.feminasty.com/#buybook <--- Buy here

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Giveaway time!!!!! Pre-order your copy of #feminasty and I’ll send you an autographed bookplate signed by my terribly manicured right hand! Click here to fill out the form and submit your proof-of-purchase —> http://www.grandcentralpublishing.com/feminasty .

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Tour is OFFICIAL!!! Tickets go on pre-sale tomorrow, but chimpfriend, you need a password, so remember this always and forever - easterbunny - and all your ticket wishes will come true.

www.throwingshade.com/tour

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#Feminasty rejected cover shoot #1. Going for a pulp western heroine look, trying to integrate my rough and tumble shit kicking Texas loud mouth-ery with a stylized 50s look. That being said, it’s absolutely the wrong choice for so many reasons. #1 I’m literally holding a gun #2 gun violence is very much a women’s issue #3 I just don’t look that good and it’s not the fault of any of the talented people who worked on me. It’s the fault of my tiny head. Photography @rickymiddlesworth Hair @valeriejacksonhair Makeup @kristinafrisch Styling and wardrobe @mellovesrys

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Just that classic bit of “woman who thinks she’s charming enough to get away with it.” Doesn’t this make you want to buy FEMINASTY?

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Here.She.Is. Feminasty: The Complicated Woman’s Guide to Surviving the Patriarchy Without Drinking Herself to Death

A collection of comedic essays about women in STEM, dress codes, reproductive health, May/December romances, just to name a few and more butthole jokes than should ever be allowed in a book. Been working on this for TWO YEARS and am so proud to announce this roasted chicken is done! 

Releases this Sept but avail for preorder now. www.feminasty.com

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I turned the most inspirational speech of 2018 and turned it into a ringtone to jolt you out of bed with a gulp of hope Enjoy! 

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Good morning, m'love! New #tspod, m'love! Hugh Hefner is dead m’love! With @mrjuliegoldman and Brandy Howard of @dumbgaypolitics.

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Card #2 Carroll: The most merit badged and handsome troop leader in all of New York, not only does he love his “children” but he also donates to the Max Fun drive!

http://maximumfun.org/donate

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It’s our annual FunDrive! If you care about hearing important news about women’s rights sugar coated with butthole jokes, please donate. Any support you want to give matters. 

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Throwing Shade EP 224

I didn't get into Kevin Hart's Oscar party, and it had nothing to do with losing my iPhone. Plus, Sam Smith's Oscar speech and Pat Arquette's job hunt since she spoke out for equal pay. Don't forget about - The Talent Show this Saturday, MaxFunDrive comin' up, and Women Walk Out. http://bit.ly/1QtFvU4

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A woman who I did not know, at the fancy Beefsteak fundraiser, told me never to wear my powerful witch lipstick color ( NARS Train Bleu). She said I was too pale to "pull it off". An ex-friend of mine told me that I should stop smoking because it was creating lines in my face that made me look old. The unwarranted, hurtful opinions of unhappy bitches are the small ways women make other women feel less than. Drunk, sober, friend, stranger, this behavior is inexcusable. In retaliation, this is now my SIGNATURE color. I also tracked down her email and sent her this.  Please steal this and reuse the next time you get told by another woman that your fashion/food/makeup choices are wrong.  SAMPLE EMAIL FOR SCHOOLING HURTFUL WOMEN Hi {NAME},

I met you at BeefSteak on Saturday. You were a little drunk, so let me refresh your memory -  I'm the person you told not to wear the lipstick I had on. It's NARS Train Bleu, and you told me it was too dark for my skin. Look, it's just not ok to do this to other women. We all have different opinions of what looks good and what doesn't, and it just does nothing but make other women feel bad about their choices to insert your opinions. It's not your duty or job and it's not helpful - it's always hurtful. Hollywood is hard enough for women, and it has been my goal as I've become more successful to help other women and I hope you'll hop over to the "build up" side of Hollywood instead of the "tear down." It feels way better. Oh, and NARS is sending me a bunch of Train Bleu and I'll be giving it out to anyone who likes it. Hope it's not your nightmare to see a bunch of translucent Irish bitches in dark lipstick.

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TSPOD Live Tickets Are On Sale!

(Vancouver, Dallas, Houston and Austin, we’re working on you) Throwing Shade Tour Dates

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Look how easily I was cut out of Fast Company’s write up on the show I created!

Here’s the original article.

And here’s my email to the woman who wrote it (’cause I don’t bow down to this kind of treatment and no woman should)

Hi Rina, I have to say I'm pretty shocked at this article. Not only were my own efforts on the show totally left out of the narrative, so were the many writers and editors who work hard on the show who make Jonathan look like a superstar. It's kinda gross and I don't totally understand the need for it. The show is not 100% improvised and never has been. In the first season, I wrote every episode. Now we have two other VERY talented writers who work hard to come up with a million jokes every week so we can have a joke packed recap. We write a full script and Jonathan improvises off of that. Our editors and I  work really hard in post to make sure that it cuts together as a concise, Internet ready piece. I told you all of this, but what made it in is that the show is improvised. I also don't know where you got the idea that I was a co-creator when I told you point blank on the phone that I am the creator. And then you sent me the article as if your fuck up was something to brag to me about. Should I be happy to have even been mentioned at all?   Let me say this, Jonathan is very funny and very talented. I would never argue this. But leaving out all the people who work hard to make the show amazing is bad fucking journalism and super fucking lazy. You can correct the piece. You can go fuck yourself. I don't care. But let me say this, as a woman in entertainment, I would never, ever, ever fucking diminish another woman's work like this. It's deplorable. Also, glad a photo of the sound guy made it into the article. I was credited under an empty chair and a hairbrush. So cool!  

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UK & AU & USA ladies - we're getting taxed on tampons but not kangaroo meat! New #tspod with the perfect @alieward bit.ly/1AQoUrt

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I’ve never felt more at home than in this wig. Please enjoy this FOD video I wrote and star in with the insanely funny Greg David Jones wherein Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, stars of 19 Kids and Counting, finally come forward to tell their side of totally covering up their son Josh's sexual molestation scandal and inability to support their daughters who were victimized. 

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I check in w/ Equal Pay, who is not well. She's smoking again & won't stop listening to "Disintegration." bit.ly/1GKDHpB

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Brand New Gay of Thrones with the Body World joke you've all been clamouring for.