Bear Admirer. Muppet Aficionado. Wizard Aspirant.

He/Him | 29 | Straight | SoCal I really like pinnipeds too

[omegaversereloaded]

Standing outside the club w no ID dressed as benoit blanc and asking women if they could help me solve the mystery of where my hug is at

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[caudachroma]

cow triangles

[contemptible-scoundrel]

we smoking horse bacteria

[anarqueeen]

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

[fjordojustice]

Refusal of the Call

[anarqueeen]

GET AWAY FROM ME

[traumatizedbyeggsandwich]

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

[overateddumbass]

Yeahhhh, you're right

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[ceescedasticity]

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

[bruzum]

[animentality]

[isotridecanol]

[carrionvalentine-moved]

chris fleming is funny because he looks like someone forced a jc penney mannequin to watch sex and the city 57 times in a row and left it on the front doorstep of a gay bar, but you listen to him talk and recount his experiences and he sounds like arthur dent discovering that he's bi at 31, like i could hit chris fleming with a sledgehammer and he'd get up and be like "well what the fuck is this, a home depot?"

[carrionvalentine-moved]

hey so were y'all gonna tell me chris fleming had a tumblr or was i just supposed to find that out that he reblogged this after waking up from a 5 hour nap like some sort of groggy soon-to-be-hired on the spot court jester

[gladluckbrian]

[mrsterlingeverything]

boba tea orders are increasing in Beijing btw

What does it mean

[ask-pacman]

We are monitoring the situation

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

Living creatures like your pet don't count

[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

[gwyndolight]

master & apprentice

[prisonhannibal]