Gideon Blake

Never met a mistake I didn't wanna make, apparently. Rp blog. Not affiliated with Sebastian Croft.

[gideonshai]

   86. If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

"Do not leave unattended. Do not mix with drugs/alcohol. Flammable."

[choi-miyoung]

“I was just thinking it would be fun to snort some cocaine while at the bar down the street and wind down with some fireworks.  I’m bringing you with me!”

[gideonshai]

“...I think I’ve been to that party and it did not end well. But at least there’s adult supervision!”

[gideonshai]

   86. If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

"Do not leave unattended. Do not mix with drugs/alcohol. Flammable."

[gideonshai]

So we all suck at trust exercises. But we’re also kind of awesome at them?

[gideonshai]

51. Would you rather trade intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?

“I don’t have the smarts to spare, so I’m trading in pretty.”

[tellittomykie]

gideonshai​:

“My money’d be on a crazy ex, but make sure you bring mace or whatever if you’re working late or whatever.”

“Sounds feasible. I’m always armed babes, I’m a hot bartender ;)”

[gideonshai]

"I do not love that you feel like you've gotta carry that all the time, but I'm glad you have it right now."

[sakamotoyuris]

gideonshai​:

“Given that I’d rather be sleeping 99% of the time, everything is sleep deprivation talking.”

“So much for the limitless energy of youth.”

[gideonshai]

"So much for the wisdom of grandmas."

[gideonshai]

True Crime Confessional

What do you think of the victim?

"He's a crappy tipper who dresses too fancy for an average Wednesday, but we've never had a major problem other than that time he cursed me out for spilling soup on his lap. The soup was hot so I kind of get it."

[tellittomykie]

gideonshai​:

“I mean - it’s gotta be just a gross stunt, right? This seems crazy and you’d think they’d have cut his brakes or someething if they actually wanted to hurt him??”

“Yeah, I hope you’re right. Does seem just…weirdly theatrical doesn’t it? I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.”

[gideonshai]

"My money'd be on a crazy ex, but make sure you bring mace or whatever if you're working late or whatever."

[sakamotoyuris]

gideonshai​:

“Wow, thanks for the great wisdom, Gran. Got any suggestions for Ovaltine flavours and denture paste?”

“Oooh, hit a nerve, did I? Or is that just the sleep deprivation talking?”

[gideonshai]

"Given that I'd rather be sleeping 99% of the time, everything is sleep deprivation talking."

[gideonshai]

tellittomykie​:

“Yeah, I hope you are right. Shady business or not, even he doesn’t deserve that crap. Keeping my fingers crossed for some gross stunt.”

“I mean - it’s gotta be just a gross stunt, right? This seems crazy and you’d think they’d have cut his brakes or someething if they actually wanted to hurt him??”

[gideonshai]

tellittomykie​:

“Good. Uh…yeah. I mean, I’m worried about him and his dad. But he says he’s okay. Just trying to be supportive and all that.”

“Yeah that got really dark, I’m glad he’s okay. I think with a dad like that you kinda gotta be a bit numb to the madness. Hopefully it’s just some PETA style stunt that doesn’t go anywhere.”

[gideonshai]

tellittomykie​:

“I do try to give you some credit Giddy, but if you don’t want it I can stop?”

“Noo, I definitely appreciate the completely unwarranted credit.”

“But seriously - you doing okay? You’re friends with that Tumblety guy’s kid, right?”

[gideonshai]

stylishsoraya​:

“Babes that is nothing to be proud of. Maybe try some melatonin. Might bring some colour to that pasty lil face of yours.”

“Wow, thanks for the great wisdom, Gran. Got any suggestions for Ovaltine flavours and denture paste?”

[gideonshai]

tellittomykie​:

“Get tah using them bus tokens partnah!”

“Bold of you to assume that I’m organized enough to have bus tokens and not just loose coins and a prayer.”

[sakamotoyuris]

gideonshai​:

stylishsoraya​:

Hell, would this “sketchy looking kid” who you “don’t trust” lead you astray? I don’t think so. Definitely more reliable than your mom.

“Sweetie, have you seen your face? It is not a trustworthy face.”

[gideonshai]

"Sleep deprived and sketchy are different things, lady! These days I'm pretty much a boy scout with insomnia."

[gideonshai]

stylishsoraya​:

“Good. I was beginning to think I picked the wrong town to set up shop in.”

Hell, would this “sketchy looking kid” who you “don’t trust” lead you astray? I don’t think so. Definitely more reliable than your mom.

[gideonshai]

tellittomykie​:

“Same baby bro, major hard pass. They can stomp the breaks on that idea and send it straight through the windshield. Gross.”

“Wow I am so glad I don’t drive with you anymore.”