(Strictly FEMALE rover, so male rover lovers)
From the moment you and rover stepped into rinascita, Phoebe was on high alert.
It was obvious from first sight.
The signs were just there.
The way you and rover looked at each other, nothing short of adoration.
The way you and rover always kept close to each other, as if separating would be the final goodbye.
The way you and rover held hands.
Clearly you two were gay and in a relationship.
From a very young age phoebe held a very deep hatred for them.
The homophobes or as brant likes to call them the βanti gaysβ, the people that use religion as an excuse to hate on perfectly normal people, being an alcoylte phoebe has read all those scriptures top to bottom and not a single part of it is against the existence of lesbians!!!!
Unfortunately there are a lot of homophobic people in rinascita-most of them are from the order, but that just means that phoebe has to work 5 times harder.
After meeting you and rover for the first time phoebe vowed to protect you guys from the homophobes.
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One day you and Rover wanted to go on a date, upon trying to get a couples deal you were swiftly turned away by the owner of the restaurant, who apparently didnβt approve.
Having turned around you and rover didnβt notice phoebe came out of nowhere and bonked the homophobe so hard the homophobe got knocked out of them.
They only heard the owner call out to them afterwards and tearfully tell them that they could eat for free while clutching a big bruise on the top of their head.
Days later when a mother yelled at you and rover for kissing in public, claiming it was βa danger to her childβ phoebe jumped off a building and swiftly bonked the mother, giving the kid candy and telling them gay is okay.
When a group of bad pirates attempted to kidnap you phoebe did nothing- until one of those heathens mentioned that it was weird they were dating, then phoebe popped into existence and slammed dunked her staff onto the bad pirates head.
When scar somehow broke out of jail and somehow got to rinascita and tried to convince rover to join him again phoebe was there, she bonked him on the head while yelling; βRESPECT LESBIANSβ over and over again until he got the message.
The ultimate boss ended up being the orders leader(I have no idea what happens in the final boss stage, i've only played up to the part where were at brants hideout with carlotta so i'm making this up) he summoned the ultimate boss powers, ready to wipe you and rover off of the face of the earth.
βPrepare heathenβs, i'm going to wipe you off the face of the earth-β he paused in fear when he saw phoebe with her staff raised, ready for the bonking.Β
βWait!-phoebe no! Please no, I didn't mean it!β he begged, trying to not get bonked.
βYou were going to hurt them,β phoebe said in a low tone.
βNo! Totally i wasnβt- i-i was just teaching them a lesson yes a lesson- they committed a crime!β
βYOU THINK BEING GAY IS A CRIMEβ oh no, there was no stopping her now.
βYou!- you will not bonk me, i'm your boss- i can fire you, i hold all the power here!βΒ
βNot anymoreβ then phoebe holy bonked him, and just like the all of a rinascita was saved.
Everyone was stunned, they all just kind of stared until phoebe made a move after she was sure the orders leader had been bonked enough, she skipped towards you and rover.
Holding both of your hands phoebe asked a question with stars in her eyes.
βCan I please be the priest who marries you!β she asked, beaming with delight.
You and rover stared at each other for a second.
βOnly if you do poly weddingsβ one of you responded.
Phoebe nearly exploded from delight, not only was this a lesbian relationship, it was a lesbian poly relationship!
(I wonder who could possibly be the 3rd person, it totally wonβt be in the tags or anything)