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What up Alex - 21years old, attend Cal State Long Beach

[peoplesuck-pizzaisforever]

[babyanimalgifs]

This is adorable

[bitchevans]

[radsturbate]

[pikeisaman]

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

[spinnaker1509]

what are you talking about this is still top tier comedy

[angstriddentrashhuman]

The only truly funny movie.

[blairwitchh]

this is literally the height of comedy tho

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?”

Christine: “Just watching TV.”

Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.”

[X-Files theme plays]

[ramenfever]

kinda mad it cut off at “are those anal beads?”

[hallease]

This was essentially my life from K - 12

[spaps-society-deactivated202603]

people do this to whites as well

[jayivahn-deactivated20170913]

“You’re white but you’re not white-white. Like, you’ll get angry because someone has an accent when speaking English but you don’t fuck your cousins.”

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER

[ruinedchildhood]

[sixpenceee]

An archaeological dig on the Menemonee Reservation in Wisconsin yielded a clay pot. The pot was dated to 800 years ago and contained seeds. Some of the seeds were planted to see if 800 year old seeds were viable. An ancient squash was the result. 

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

This is the coolest fucking thing, and don’t try and tell me otherwise.

[blogtitletaken]

Oh my god I have people who need to know this

[actuallythomyorke]

Life is so fucking cool

[babyanimalgifs]

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of amazing tattoos that turns scars into works of art. (Source)

[rabexxpaulson]

That’s absolutely gorgeous, but just remember: There’s nothing wrong at having scars 💗

[myholelife]

[g0thdog]

If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining

[yvngcurls]

I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES.

[jordandoeshealthystuff]

actually cackling

[elevenbla-deactivated20140423]

This is gold

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[ruinedchildhood]

[ehdreeahnah]

[meanplastic]

[hentaidaddy666]