Puppy in a Cup

All Thing New Girl and more!!!!

[shiba-official]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[gigglebangsricebowl]

Not emotionally prepared for this episode of Bones

[pipetalkisboring]

YES! 

FURGUSON!

[gigglebangsricebowl]

It's been so long.

[memewhore]

[ninjasexfarty-blog1]

the new jurassic park movie looks really good

[nightlifemingus]

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

[mrbenwyatt]

[msknope]

[acidrap-alex]

High school seniors in the second semester

[insanecunt-blog]

More like college kids every semester

[gigglebangsricebowl]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[angel-of-the-redacted]

Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

[gassal-deactivated20120323]

[joshritodun]

I had to reblog this even before I made it halfway through.

omG GOD BLESS

[super-not-here]

Truly, too epic for words

[chaucershakespeare-deactivated2]

Fucking amazing

[janitorial-url]

((Dude))

[partly-cloudie-deactivated20141]

This is so fucking dope wows

[catharticmutiny-blog]

[phiralovesloki]

Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. I don’t do pranks. You don’t have to worry about me posting links to any screamers or anything outrageous and designed to scare you or freak you out. You don’t have to worry about me posting false information to mess with you.

[trashybooksforladies]

[gigglebangsricebowl]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I’m very tired no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched the year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man man he fucked over Spider-Man and crazy winkleboss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG

[gigglebangsricebowl]

phone: starts ringing from an unknown number

me: waits for it to stop while feeling very stressed

[iidkgosh]

[fluttershout]

I’ll never smoke.

[ask-langa-deactivated20130512]

never

[askthedizzyderpy-blog]

NO

[ask-kanaya-and-ninja-dashie-blog]

Nope!

[asktheblanks-blog]

nah

[dashie-stuff]

Hell nah I never smoke bitch!

[ask-jon-herpy-and-torchwood-dea]

My dad does

[dark-hooves-deactivated20161102]

I’m an organ donor, so I’m keeping these lungs clean for somebody who needs them when I die.

[roaringfishbone]

Reblogging for the last one

[therealredwing-deactivated20210]

NEVA :3 im stayin clean for as long as I live

[bonbxon-deactivated20171027]

so many smokers on this site! holy fuck

[mrcreepypasta]

Visit Original Link

[wytchkkraft-lalonde--archive-de]

I’m dying holy as shut 

[oh-archivist]

iM DONE