Smile Crocodile

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so I wrote a poem

uncertainlys

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

spockwithacat

Yeah Rainbow capitalism is not because companies care it’s because they think they can make money selling Pride stuff but I like living in a world where the profit of pride stuff outweighs the cost of the backlash against pride stuff.

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

9fruit

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

senatortedcruz

I am in fucking tears

carolsturka

actors STOP getting BOTOX it is your literal JOB to move that FOREHEAD

butch--dan

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

littlegreen

me and the mutuals on tumblr dot com

sweatermuppet

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

studyblr

this difficulty will soon be proof of capability.

everythingispirates

on the topic of black sails let it be known I think the classic "oh the potc cast wouldn't survive a day in black sails" bit is so funny because like yeah absolutely but like do you reckon the fine homosexuals from black sails would do all that hot in potc like girl there's curses

everythingispirates

this isn't even to knock their talents and intelligence btw like I think it'd be extremely reasonable if you were say captain flint and you were a reasonable homosexual a clever cookie and you heard someone say "hey did you hear there's a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out did you hear about this" you'd reasonably go "fake+L+ratio" and then you'd go and get your shit absolutely rocked by captain barbossa and the bone people now this is NOT because you're not a reasonable homosexual and a clever cookie this is because bone people should by all means not exist but unfortunately you're from black sails on starz and you've been thrown into disney's pirates of the caribbean. where there's bone people

muttsys-deactivated20260425

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

songofsaraneth

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

songofsaraneth

while i actually made this post back in May, since New Year’s is approaching here’s some of my fave suggestions from the tags if you’re looking for inspiration!