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Just as I’ve been missing him lately as Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors they go and publish... 💌
Please, won't somebody say I'll get outta here? Someone gimme my shot or I'll rot here!
Milo Manheim as Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors
school spirits ghosts + cause of death
I wish I could go back in time to the 80's and convince Frank Oz and the muppets crew to do a special edition of little shop of horrors played by the muppets, because they had the props and sets of the movie right THERE-
#ilya baby get behind me
HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD
(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)
ilya at their first hookup: it's his first time so i'll go slow, i'll just stroke his dick for now, nothing crazy
shane: hey so i'm gonna need to put your dick in my mouth right now actually yes it is life or death
when they come out and everyone is confused why russia's greatest love machine ilya rozanov is fucking boring shane hollander and ilya is like no no he is perverted sex freak i am the boring one honestly i can't keep up marleau
if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice
maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.
kissyshane is personal to me
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Svetlana visits Shane and Ilya and stays with them for a few days and one night, when they've been sitting on the sofa and talking for hours, she starts reminiscing about childhood memories.
Shane is delighted and Ilya is embarrassed, especially when Svetlana starts talking about when they first met at age eight and how sweet and sensitive Ilya was.
"He was a little bit of a crybaby," she says with a teasing grin.
Ilya pouts, which does nothing to dispel the crybaby allegations.
"He brought an injured bird home once," Svetlana continues fondly. "When it died, he was inconsolable for days."
"What child wouldn't cry over a dead bird?" Ilya mutters, leaning in when Shane strokes his hair comfortingly.
"We gave it a funeral. Ilyushka carved it a tiny little cross."
Ilya huffs. "Jesus, why are we talking about funerals now? How depressing. Didn't you used to be fun, Sveta?"
Svetlana throws a pillow at him.
Later, once Shane and Ilya are alone in bed, Shane leans his head on Ilya's shoulder and tells him, "I wish I'd known you back then."
"Little crybaby Ilyushka?"
Shane pinches his chest. "Yes, little crybaby Ilyushka, you asshole. Sveta said you were sweet. You probably would've been nice to me."
"Am I not nice to you now?" Ilya wonders. "I always fuck you so good."
"That's not even remotely what I'm talking about. I just mean, maybe we would've been friends." Shane swallows. "I didn't really have any friends back then."
He'd been too weird. Too quiet most of the time, and too loud when he wasn't. He likes the thought that maybe sweet and sensitive Ilya, who cried for days over a dead bird he couldn't save, would have been kinder to him than the other kids were.
Ilya exhales shakily, breath tickling the top of Shane's head. "Yes, of course I would've been your friend. We would be, ah, childhood sweethearts?"
Shane's heart jumps at the idea. "Childhood sweethearts," he echoes happily.
Ilya hums. "Yes, I think so. Poor little Ilyushka would be defenseless against your boring Canadian charm."
"Poor big Ilyushka didn't do such a great job of resisting me, either."
"That is true," Ilya agrees.
He gently grasps Shane's chin, tilting his face up to meet him for a kiss.
just so everybody knows, shane is the freak in their relationship, shane has fantasies people haven't even penned yet. meanwhile ilya gets hot & bothered when shane dusts the ceiling fan & does the dishes. a man who spent his whole life repressed & a man who just wanted something boring and safe walk into a bar. fyi
I like to imagine Rose’s brothers gave her shit for not sticking it out with Shane Hollander long enough for him to meet the family then when they find out it’s because Shane is gay they give her shit for not passing him along to one of them and she’s like??? you’re not gay??? to which they’re like !!!! everyone’s gay for Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov ain’t special
heated rivalry show you will always be famous. budget so low the sex was explicit and the hockey was implied