deep toot

attack mode

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

action movie protagonist to his daughter: Honey…Daddy’s gotta go away for awhile. Pop’s gotta go. I got some bad men after me, some really nasty guys. Some big meanies are trying to catch me, and well dad’s gotta go. I’m sorry sweetie, but dad’s gotta blast. Some really rude men are after me. You gotta go stay with mom because I’m putting not just myself in danger, but my family too. For some reason I think mom’s place is safer than my off the grid apartment/house/cabin

[babyanimalgifs]

[898-deactivated20210515]

I just DIED

[musicismylife120191]

[boyy-bait]

😂😂😂

[mxnrique]

[tarynel]

What the fuck is this

[n0kiv]

I watched this without sound and just… Yeah… No

[weavemama]

[jonbutter]

me when a character in a disney/pixar movie turns out to be evil all along even tho they’ve been doing that same twist for the past 10 yrs

[colachampagnedad]

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

[emotiona1shorty]

LMAO

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

[glasss-patron]

God this brings back trauma

[birdonahotdog]

[alil2confident]

…and fuck ‘em.

[dumbbuckley-deactivated20210227]

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

And the roast continues 😂

[theshitneyspears]

Him: Masc?

Me:

[beeth0ven]

illiterate dairy maid in 1750, hundreds of years before germ theory was even thought of: because of my exposure to cowpox, im immune to smallpox. if we expose people to cowpox, they won’t die of smallpox

upper middle class college educated mother with internet living in the year of our lord 2018: vaccines are the devils handiwork and a conspiracy i’d rather my child die of polio than be the autism

[shiftythrifting]

[deejay]

Me AF

[tastefullyoffensive]

[choirofthecosmos-deactivated201]

She’s beautiful

[skymoonandstardust]

Adorable <3 

[mysharona1987]

[dabneycoleperson]

wait………….

is THAT what “smash mouth” means?

[abloodymess]

oh. my. god.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[seeyanever69lol]

This post has no reference or explanation and doesn’t need one at this time, but years from now we need people to remember when Smash Mouth murdered Khaled and solidified pussy eating culture