Yâall too old to be saying you donât like vegetables and/or water.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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shark vs the universe
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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
YOU ARE THE REASON
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$LAYYYTER

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if i look back, i am lost
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@gigileebee
Yâall too old to be saying you donât like vegetables and/or water.
iâm not crying youâre crying
TheyâreâŚ. Theyâre scene
The master of burns Yours Truly
Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesnât mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.
*slow clapping at the dad*
I always reblog this.
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
i cut down drinking a huge amount and i think thatâs why iâve just been crying all day every day especially at night bc i used to bury everything at the bottom of a bottle and now i have no idea how to process any emotions so i just cry literally all the time!!!
Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
leave me alone but also give me constant attention
I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for being so high i ate the whole strawberry and I just had to go with it and pretend like I hadnât eaten every single strawberry of my life like that
Itâs weird when you realize the person you once told everything to now has no idea whatâs going on in your life
unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives
How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and canât accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are
every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.
âwomen canât driveâ
It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.
âwomen never shut upâ
Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.
âwomen are shallowâ
Lol next
âmy wife is my ball and chain lmaoâ
Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a manâs chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a womanâs chances of getting a raise or promotion
âwomen are too emotionalâ
Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. Weâre taught to put menâs needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.
I could go on and on but I donât really think I need to.
âwomen canât driveâ (The Guardian) (CBS News) (Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)
âwomen talk to muchâ (PBS, resources included)
âwomen are shallowâ (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)
âball and chainâ (University of London)
for all you pissbabies crying about sources
i appreciate when characters on tv speak their native or mother language with eachother and there are subtitles in english, rather than pretending that everybody in the world speaks accented fucking english
Slightly uncomfortable dump
OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of âslightly uncomfortableâ because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers