Love me Like I Love Me

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[gilbertbeilschmidt]

[There was no immediate retort, only a short glance before he carried on with preparations for the day. Even he, on occasion, would allow himself that little bit of hope that this was just a coffee fueled illusion. 

It was only when he moved towards the closet that he finally decided to address the uninvited guest. Just when he was about to have a good day, too. There really was no rest for the wicked.]

… You’re still here?

Don’t you have something else to do, or someone to be doing. Don’t tell me you’re here to cry about your client running off on you. 

[gilbertbullschmidt]

*This guy always was so infuriating. Being ignored wasn't anything new, it just meant that he had to wait long enough for a retort, even if he was pretty sure that it would twist his words around again. Gilbert was getting used to this kind of treatment from the other. 

Mostly he was just happy that he was moving back towards the closet. Maybe then he'd pick out something decent to wear, although Gilbert found that he had little hope in that. This guy was more hopeless than trying to get a dog to see colors.*

Of course. I'm like a cockroach, the world is going  to have me around forever.

Something else to do? Truthfully I was kind of hoping you were dead. I haven't heard from you in awhile so I was going to save your animals and help myself to a few things. But alas, you're alive and fashion blind. 

[gilbertbeilschmidt]

[ If someone were to stumble upon him right now, they would be greeted with quite the unusual sight. Just like how rain washes nature’s weary tones, his face held neither scowl nor frown in place - not even the usual trace of grumpiness from the renowned Sir Grumps-A-Lot.

The cause of such an expression was rather a perculiar thing. Not in the usual sense of how strange it was, but in how or why such a simple item could bring about that expression. Looking down at the new shirt in his hands, his little satisfied smile widened just that tiny bit more. No, today was a good day. Today was a creative day. 

— And today he was going to wear pinstripes. ]

[gilbertbullschmidt]

*If this bastard has seen the world, and thinks that he has seen it all, then this takes the cake. No, not just a cake, a bakery. 

God could he not even dress himself properly how the hell did he keep himself and the animals that lived with him alive?*

Well, whoever let you dress yourself sure is regretting it today. Unless you're training to become a pimp, but I can't see it. You hate the outside world as much as you hate all of our eyes.

[gilbertbeilschmidt]

Try looking at yourself in a mirror for once. 

[gilbertbullschmidt]

I do. It's how I'm always this good looking and why you're always looking 2nd class.

[gilbertbullschmidt]

Man, it's forecasted to rain? Even with the way it is right now? 

And here I was planning to do some garden work. At least the saplings will be getting watered.

[gilbertbullschmidt]

((remember when I was on this account like all the time????

????

yeah me neither.))

[gilbertbeilschmidt]

I’m absolutely touched by your concern. Who knew you cared that much about m — in fact, I’m so moved right now that I might just puke.

Let me do you a favour and introduce you to my door. I’m sure there’s plenty of things your face could discuss with it. It’s the least I could do after all that hard work you’ve been needlessly putting into my wellbeing. 

Get a life. 

[gilbertbullschmidt]

I can tell when I'm not wanted but at the same time I'm inclined not to care. You're like me in a few ways, Beilschmidt. So you're going to have to deal with me for longer than that.

Besides, I have a stubborn reputation to keep up, and seeing as you're the most stubborn ass I know, I can't give up on you that easily. 

And I think you can do better than giving me a 'go talk to a door', but then again, I might be able to have an actual conversation with it.

[gilbertbeilschmidt]

What a great joke. I’m just bursting into tears with laughter right now, can’t you see. 

Why don’t you try looking in the mirror and telling yourself that.

At least my dashing personality works well enough to have you coming back all the time. I’m almost convinced you’re fond of me. 

— Or rather, you’re just that pathetic. 

[gilbertbullschmidt]

More of someone's gotta talk to you or else you'd forget how to form human speech. And then just devolve into speaking in chirps and whatever the hell noises that rabbits make. It's more of a public service, really. I just wish it paid better or that I got someone with at least enough of a brain to realize what I'm doing for them.

[gilbertbeilschmidt]

[gilbertbeilschmidt]

……

Ha. Ha.

Because that’s so much of a discount. I don’t understand how you’re not already out of stock with those competitive prices. 

[gilbertbullschmidt]

Can't you con one of your many friends to just get it for you? I mean, you're always begging for euros right? Someone's gotta be rich enough to afford that for you. What with your dashing personality.

[gilbertbullschmidt]

It's TMI Tuesday.

Come satisfy your curiosity.

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[sofia-sicilia-vargas-blog]

[Smiles at the complement] Sicily, or Sofia, whichever you would prefer to refer to me as. I’m Feliciano and Lovino’s older sister. Speaking of, Feli thinks he left his phone here, so is it? 

[gilbertbullschmidt]

Ah? I never knew they had an older one. Lovino is always cursing or something uncute while Feliciano is usually off goofing around. Although I don't know why he would think he left his phone here. I don't even remember the last time he even visited. I know that he visits one of the Germanys around here. Try them. Or another Prussian. There seems to be a lot of us around.

[gilbertbeilschmidt]

Must be the same reason why you’re over here bright and early in the morning. 

But if I’m that enjoyable to be around, I might as well start charging an hourly fee. 

Pay up. 

[gilbertbullschmidt]

Who would be desperate enough to pay you for coming here. I just thought that you became a shut in and needed to be bothered. 

Besides, a free breakfast for me is always a perk. Even if it has to be around you.

[gilbertbullschmidt]

sofia-sicilia-vargas started following you

Oh? Who are you? I mean, not that I shut out everyone that comes knockin' at my door, but generally introductions sorta help deciding if I want to or not. Even for a pretty woman.

[gilbertbullschmidt]

So. Who's missed me?

[designationjinx-deactivated2013]

Ask my character two personal questions. They will answer one.

[gilbertbullschmidt]

Claimed

14: Up to Mun

I chose Drunk Voice Mail

Hey. Heeeeeey Hungary... Elizabeta! Pick up your- wait is this a voice mail or a regular one I can't remember... Anyway you should know that I miss hanging out and you're missing really, really good beer. Like really good beer. You're so stuck up now like everyone else and why don't you come out and have fun anymore? Did that stuck up asshole suck all that fun out of you back when you were married to him because we used to have fun and - message cut off.

[gimmememesnowx]

Put 'Claimed' in my ask box and I'll use a number generator to decide what you get:

[piercisms]

A kiss

A steamy kiss

Me for one night

A slap to the face

A confession

Me for two nights

A harsh insult

An angry/jealous text

Drunk voice mail

4 days with me chained to their side

A hug

A pat on the back

A kitten

Up to mun

I want mooore.

[gilbertbullschmidt]

I guess I could get up and actually do something. Going to work is b o r i n g and spending all day around the house even more boring.

I need a pet or something.