Gilbert Beilschmidt

Independent Prussia RP Blog Historically based portrayal; not canon compliant

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Is the area clear.

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Be quiet and come closer. You’ll want to hear this.

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How are you still alive.

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[[ TBH I made the best memes on Gilbert like you can’t refute that the BEST MEMES ]]

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//do my eyes deceive me

[[ SHINY POKEMON GILBERT HAD USED SUBSTITUTE ]]

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[[ Every single time I log onto my RP account and make like 1 meme post before disappearing for the next year ]]

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[[ UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! THIS IS SUCH AN OFFENSE??? HELLO!!!! look at how small that coffee is it’s practically slanderous!!!! gosh we all know he only drinks coffee from cups as big as his head!!! ]]

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the water fountain at work has broken so the cafe is handing out free coffee all day and honestly i know this is a bad idea but i am going to abuse this so much and i am ready to face the consequences head on

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ive had 17 coffees and i can’t feel my legs but on the plus side ive spoken to god and she seems chill

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Imagine having a name like "Gilbert" wouldn't that suck so much can you imagine

A tragedy, really.

When I’ve set the bar so high, it would be a damn embarrassment to even try to live up to the name. 

Some people just have to make do with less, Amelia.

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“It’s my food, I give you plenty!”

She swatted back playfully, still attempting to set the ends to straights.

“I’m more than willing to cook for you, just let me have my plate be mine! That’s all.”

Finally, she gave up with a huff.

“Or must you eat everything in sight?

“It’s not like your leftovers are going to suddenly come back to life and walk themselves off your plate.”

Gilbert scrunched up his nose distaste, making a small show of ruffling up his hair again; all of Adalie’s efforts lost on him. 

“I,” he exaggerated, “am doing you a favour.”

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Dragon Age, Hawke and Zevran

Send me an ask with two characters of an entire different fandom. I’ll tell you which one my muse would get along with better.

Which Hawke. Actually you know what screw Hawke, Gilbert is going to join Zevran because hell yeah assassin. He’s got questions.

Okay more seriously, I can see him kind of getting along with Zevran and Zev is hella respectful even if he’s a big flirt. Gilbert actually,,, loves stories, depending on what kind so he could probably be seen listening to Zev’s past adventures, and enquiring about his skills.

But on the other hand Gil would have a fucking ball with purple Hawke oh my god. The two of them could just exchange witty banty all day long. Blue Hawke would probably be a bit too diplomatic for Gil’s taste, because he’s Gil and it’s all in or all out lmao. Red Hawke, would have been more down his alley if it were a few centuries ago lmaooo, but in modern times Red Hawke might be a bit too over the top and there might be some snarking but not the Good Kind.

So to sum it up uhmmm,,, get along with for funsies it would probably be purple Hawke. But if you want to get down to serious business then I can somehow see him connecting more with Zevran!

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{ Can you do me if you're not already swamped?? }

I’VE ALWAYS GOT TIME FOR YOU SWEETS ❤

What I think about their writing:I have also not seen your writing much either so lemme check!!!EDIT: IT HAS BEEN SEEN! Idk how you do it but your writing reflects Maddie too!! There’s somehow a nice sweet softness to it, topped with Maddie’s enthusiasm and positivitY AND WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU CUTE TURTLE

Do I like their muse?:We haven’t interacted much because I am always a ghost lmao BUT I SEE YOU AROUND AND MADDIE IS ALWAYS AMAZING!!

What I think about their blog’s theme:SIMPLE AND CLEAN ♫ I love the cold winter sidebar balanced with the more warm cute pink tones from the post column!!!

One word to describe their blog perfectly:HOPE Idk why but the warm touch + winter sidebar really gives that ‘first bloom of spring after winter’ feeling fOR SOME REASON

Do I like their mun?:HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE TURTLE ILL FIGHT THEM

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WHO ARE YOU,,,,SORRY NEW BLOG, WHO DIS,,,,,,,,,,,

What I think about their writing:I actually haven’t seen much of your writing so far!!! Lemme look and get back to it!EDIT: OKAY I’VE LOOKED! Very cute, and straight to point! Which is good so you get a good read of the reply right away instead of rambling into who knows where like me.

Do I like their muse?:I DO!!! AMELIA IS SUCH A FUN CUTIE. Gil is just an ass to her but like U KNO I LOVE HER RIGHT

What I think about their blog’s theme:VERY GOOD! I’m hella up for minimalistic and pretty themes!! Not a fan of the ½/3 navigation but that’s my bias!! And it’s all there no ‘hover here now enter a secret passcode to find the next hidden button’ kind of theme lmao. Very nice and the sidebar image is so goood!

One word to describe their blog perfectly:GRACEFUL idk why but that popped up first when I saw the blog theme it’s because of the sidebar lmao

Do I like their mun?:YOU KNOW I DO

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