The Gaudy Rebel.

" But I can't take off my glasses . I need them to see scam artists . "— Daria // ☯ IG| @outcast.at.last ☯

[gildedxxage]

Plot twist

I tried to tell my dad the story "Hansel and Gretel" and with his thick accent it came out as "Hansel and Ghetto"

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

[bonjour700]

[potatobegaming]

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

[relsretiredblog-deactivated2018]

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH boink totally ok

[freshjoericci-deactivated201711]

[gildedxxage]

Me on trial for your murder.

[ua8ilks522555-deactivated201508]

[lithiumbreath]

☪ pretty isn’t everything you punkass ☪

[animalsnaps]

[teenagerposts]

[frankie]

[50shadezofcarter]

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

[gildedxxage]

Luanna <3

[pennylessproud]

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

[lucillesballs]

overhearing people talking about something u like

hearing that they talkin shit

[gildedxxage]

me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*

me: lemme show you a trick or two

middle schoolers: *hand me a board*

me: this one's called stealing

me: *runs away with it*

[actuates]

*punches you in the face* “It’s a metaphor”

[neeymar-jr]

Neymar falls over running to his teammates

[gildedxxage]

Im so dead *falls*

[dragqueenmerlin]

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

[carypm]

The cat’s face

[sparkling-b0gwater]

GET OFF OF ME.