they should kiss and i'm here to deliver

she/her minors dni Proship alt. I'm not posting these things on main. I want to live.

[gilf-connoisseur]

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[gilf-connoisseur]

A thing has been bugging me for a really long time, y'know? What if...what if Ford was the one to lose his memories in Weirdarmeggadon? I mean, the ending of GF is gold as it is but it would be kinda nice for Ford to lose his memories instead, since Stan had an already impeccable redemption arc before Ford was even revealed, whilst Ford technically dead ass had none. Imagine Ford losing his memories and the once smart, stubborn and kinda narcissistic dude killing his own beloved muse and becoming a lost insecure kid in the end? The reactions of Dip and Mab would be sad but oh god i can't imagine how horrible and gut-wrenching it would be for Stan...after saving his brother just a few weeks ago he loses him again in the worst way possible..... OKK IM GETTING TOO OBSESSED WITH DIS?!

You are an evil EVIL genius. Adding new way for us to suffer.

I think in that scenario Stanley would break. He is losing his brother for the third time, and he was living without his second half for much longer than he was complete. There are limits and I think it would be his final straw. That's it. They would never reunite. It's Stanley's fate to be without Ford. Sometimes fate is just cruel, huh?

[gilf-connoisseur]

We really need some Cathy Crenshaw content bruh 😭😭😭 (fords crush who screamed at his fingers and threw the punch at him) That bitch isn't hated enough by the fandom

Love your art btw *snorts it all* 😈

"Did you really had to beat Cathy?"

"Yeah, she was being a bitch".

If you think fem!Stan looks bad, you should see the other gal >:) I dunno if you can call it Cathy Crenshaw content, but I think it's good enough

Thank you💖. Here's some more art to snort

[gilf-connoisseur]

Let's visit herogasm with papa

[gilf-connoisseur]

Eyyo!! 🥺 For starters i just adore the way you draw and it's literally my 3 course meal rn!

What do you think about the 2FordsAU (especially with Constance).

And a beach day with Stanford being a little freaky ass he is with Constance swimsuit XD

Byeee!!! 🍔

Thank you soooo much! 💖💖💖

I've never even considered this variation of 2FordsAU. But I think it's hot. Just like every version of 2FordsAU

And it's summer babey! Don't forget to put on your sunscreen!

Bonus sketch:

In perfect world they would have crazy beach threesome

[gilf-connoisseur]

Uuuuugh, I wish I had more time to draw. I have so many wips I want to finish

[dariellero]

"just chilling with my cool dad and sweet bestie☺️"

"can i get a double dog please"

i like to think that homelander feels bites or rougher actions with a slight dulling of his skin sensors due to his super-durability but gentle and affectionate ones feel like they would to a human (or even more sensitive) yet he still shows them all on the same level of pleasure to get more attention and sweet kisses he's just an attention whore🥰

full 🔞 version: nsfw twitter (x) • telegram (rus shitpost+nsfw) • ao3 (nsfw art)

[khungthuong]

Your art is to good to be drawing incest 😔

I got what ya want fr fr

[sprstarwatcher]

ok but fight club AU where sleep deprivated Ford hallucinates his freaky free spirited brother. and theyre the same person. or not.

[gilf-connoisseur]

Sea graunts at some fancy party

[p3rvted]

Homelander fixing his daddys shield god hes such a fucking daddys boy its pathetic soldier boy needs to fuck him crazy style

[gilf-connoisseur]

TW: GORE

Daddy's gonna take care of you

full version under the cut

Based on my post canon AU where Soldier Boy resurrects Homelander with Vought science experiments. After the success Ben kills every person included. John doesn't remember anything about his superhero past (so he doesn't remember shit). And they live in bumfuck nowhere a calm civilian life.

To be honest John came back wrong, but his brains got scrambled and damaged so it's a miracle he came back to life at all.

[gilf-connoisseur]

ford with a breeding kink 🙂‍↕️ stanley in a mating press and fucked outta his mind 👅

I tried to draw something for this ask, but mating press is incredibly hard to draw. So, I'm just gonna share this with the shippers and say that I agree. Hot.

[gilf-connoisseur]

Their dynamic is so fucking funny

ref image under the cut

[gilf-connoisseur]

I actually like this wip, but the composition looks too boring for me to finish it.

I still want to share tho

[mindless-kindness]

Moolander

[gilf-connoisseur]

I love my tablet. Now I can draw incest anywhere