"he is a fucking asexual weirdo. but as much as it pains me to say this, he's MY fucking asexual weirdo. nobody fucks my son but ME."
I KNEWWWW IT
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"he is a fucking asexual weirdo. but as much as it pains me to say this, he's MY fucking asexual weirdo. nobody fucks my son but ME."
I KNEWWWW IT
IS THIS SOME KIND OF INCEST THING? THE BOYS 5.02 TEENAGE KIX
he's so real
what a nice father and son moment mmmm
We lost, Soldierlander Nation.
But we also won.
"just chilling with my cool dad and sweet bestie☺️"
"can i get a double dog please"
i like to think that homelander feels bites or rougher actions with a slight dulling of his skin sensors due to his super-durability but gentle and affectionate ones feel like they would to a human (or even more sensitive) yet he still shows them all on the same level of pleasure to get more attention and sweet kisses he's just an attention whore🥰
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