✨One puppet is fun but Two puppets is a show✨

✨ A Millennial of a Certain Age✨Interested in General Nonsense ✨ Former Latchkey kid grown in a TV set ✨ my husband is @thesunandheir ✨this is main blog est. 2013✨

[drtrinitysantos]

I need to smoke weed with this bitch

[ghostnight]

The Bad Book (2007)

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[kingchristianx]

This is... exactly what it’s like teaching preschool

[transgenderer]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

[greelin]

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[infertilityidol]

[animentality]

[2022dirt]

Faces in coffee.

[gimme-a-gimmick]

[everythingstarstuff]

[hoanbee]

[herdman]

[90skid-com]

She was hooting and hollering down in that studio

[elnerdo19v2]

Leave her alone!!!!!

[blanketfortarchitect]

[comradesaucegay]

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

[comradesaucegay]

[gojurt]

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]