hm.

i reblog jokes and fandom stuff. so sorry for party rocking :/

[paradosical]

go my ponyfication beam 💥💥

[gaytricorder]

i love how shatner can be totally normal about his and nimoy’s friendship and talk of brotherhood and shared experiences and then it’s like something possesses him in the last 5 seconds and he has to blurt something like “and we would’ve made beautiful children together” and then just lets you marinate on that for like 5 years until he decides to do it again

[bloodclotbitch]

[dogpuppy]

[litera1lywhat3ver]

theyre so stupid

[lillyloon]

These nuts fullmetal

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[newporters]

[targetedknowledge]

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[dogpuppy]

[junkmojo]

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[real-language-facts]

Shortest Saddest Stoey Ever:

for sale baby, never died

[activityenjoyer]

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

[sirnoblesquid]

got a little bit bored and did this

[streamguiltylove]

Incorrect Ace Attorney pt. 12

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(About Kristoph being pathetic: He literally did everything he did just because he was so obsessed with his reputation and image, if that isn't pathetic idk what is)