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[gimmick-patter]

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[ooc: my tags are organized like this

Pat pat: any pats i do

Patted gimmick: the gimmicks i pat

Patted non gimmick: anyone other than a gimmick i pat

Patted ask: my asks

Requested pat: any pats i give that were requested

One pat of shame: when i pat the people on probation

Not a patted gimmick: everything else

I also have random misc tags

When not patting, i typically only talk using gifs so i can stay in character.

Thanks for reading!]

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything

[gauntletqueen]

Visit Original Link

voiced it <3

[rat-detector]

I’m just gonna reblog this without the gimmick. What are any of you gonna do? Stop me? It’s already too late! If you do it yourself it’s free labor for me! HAHAHAHAHA!

[lucatielenjoyer]

Oh hey look the rat detector is sentient.

It’s not supposed to do that.

[rat-detector]

Obsessed with the implication that none of my previous antics was proof of sentience.

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This gimmick has been patted!

[maribwil]

hey girl. Are you a "rubik's cube"? Because I might be able to finish you after like 40 minutes if im lucky enough.

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Relevant content.

[watercraver]

No way.

NO FUCKING WAY

I KNEW IT WOULD PAY OFF ONE DAY

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[nyancrimew]

im the worlds most

[we-love-garlic]

prominent garlic lover

[aromanticofficial]

official aromantic post

[romis-shitposting-dumpster]

i'm fucking dying😭😭

[aromanticofficial]

hmmmm. tell me, have you ever slept in a coffin?

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[walmart-the-official]

📱

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[gimmick-remover]

I have 2 nemesises

Nemeni?

Idk

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[hydro-homies]

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

[chocohybrid]

quick question

why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts

[goblinparty]

that’s why she’s being bullied

[neurotypical-karen]

ok but they also have different versions that show each girl in the group getting bullied by the others

[wispycreator]

This is a modern work of art

[seizerofdarkness]

I’ve seen them once labeled as “homoerotic bullying pictures” and honestly don’t know what else to call them

[frazelforever]

would just like to add this one specifically

[totally-ikea]

KISS KISS KISS

[autism-speaks-real]

TOXIC POLY YURI FOR THE WIN LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[walmart-the-official]

Now THIS is a good toxic relationship

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[aqueroful]

[captainmwai]

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

[sony-official]

make up ur mind nintendo

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

nintendo what the fuck are ya doing?? get your shit together, man

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

nintendo keep doing what ur doing here o7

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[helltitty]

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

[howmanywordz]

(this post used: 9 words.)

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[gimmick-patter]

Help my family. War is devastating. There is nothing left to live. No schools, no universities, no home, and no dreams. All dreams have been shattered. I hope for help before it is too

[ooc: im a minor with no money]

[gimmick-patter]

Timothy the spider has invaded your ask box 🕷️

This spider has been patted!

[this-machine-k1lls-fascists-dea]

Really happy to see this at my local library

[oracleanne]

OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance*

[thessalian]

I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.

[adventurer-c]

This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.

[jkfngkjwnfgkfnkslf-deactivated2]

This is wonderful.

[the-woman-of-belgravia]

Reblogging to possibly save a life

[centuries-of-thoughts]

@certifiedlibraryposts

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

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[whitepeopletwitter]

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[chemicahs]

I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

[chemicahs]

@turtleytea you can’t do this to me

[orca-detector]

orcocunt

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[orca-detector]

this patter has been orca-ed!

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[chemicahs]

I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

[chemicahs]

@turtleytea you can’t do this to me

[orca-detector]

orcocunt

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[nakedfullmonty]

this website pisses me off, everyones always like “space is so cool!” not its not, space is bullshit and i hate everything about it, i genuinely just saw the phrase “a black hole with a mass two billion times the mass of the sun” im so pissed off, shut the fuck up, dont patronise me scientists you know i dont know what the fuck that means, my sad little brain cant comprehend the mass of one sun let alone two fucking billion, i cant even count past 10 without getting confused and youre out here talking about the mass of two billion fucking suns, shut the hell up. and dont even get me started about black holes or the expansion of the universe because thats another two seperate rants entierly. oh and apparently theres a planet made of ice except the ice is also on fire??? yeah sure fucking thing, scientists. and this is just the shit i know about. i purposely dont research space because it pisses me off so much, god knows what other fucking bullshit exists out there that ive yet to read a fucking wikipedia article about. i dont think space is real, literally everything about space is so fucking fake, this is just some elaborate fucking practicle joke. two billion times the mass of the sun, fuck you

[hellsitegenetics]

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[official-penis-posts]

Trans guy here agian

I'd like to say thank you to the trans girlie who offered her penis ❤️

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