I'm Not Paid Enough In Candy

My life is consumed by Death and Sweets. I'd rather it be just the latter. {Crack!RP Blog for Castra from Death Parade! Following the tag gimmieyourcandy}

[gimmieyourcandy]

They started, I feel like it will end bad. - Chiyuki

I would not be surprise; Decim cannot hold his liquor in the slightest *swirls a glass full of margarita in her hand*

[fashionista-decim-deactivated20]

Ok people we're playing strip poker.

broskeyclavis, crossheartotaku, you guys are joining the game?

[gimmieyourcandy]

If I bring alcohol can I sit back and watch?

[gimmieyourcandy]

Cassandra, I have a curious anon who would like you to find out how many billiard balls it is possible to force up one's rectum. I trust you can check the human's memories for the answer for me please? ;}

I- um, you know what? I was going to say no, just because of how disturbing that thought is... but thinking about it now I am genuinely curious. I can’t promise I’ll find an answer though.

[gimmieyourcandy]

You need to go out, discover the world, instead of stay here and eat candy. For example, go in the Viginti and burn everything

but why would I do that? ginti is such a cool dude :c

[gimmieyourcandy]

ur waifu is shit

how dare you talk bad about my candy supply

[gimmieyourcandy]

it seem that oculus is interested to change the arbiters as magical boy & girl. ur thoughts?

well hey I mean, it would probably make for some pretty funny entertainment around the tower, that’s for sure

[tastefullyoffensive]

Guac is extra. (photo via Charleston Animal Society)

[gimmieyourcandy]

humanssuklol I feel as though you may appreciate this

[gimmieyourcandy]

but candied hams… are they actually made of candy? broskeyclavis

[broskeyclavis]

THANK YOU FOR CONSULTING ME. NO THEYRE MADE OF HAM

[gimmieyourcandy]

damn, I seriously had my hopes up and was severely disappointed :c

[gimmieyourcandy]

but candied hams... are they actually made of candy? broskeyclavis

[crossheartotaku]

harada, I see you finally have decided to join us. will you be having another concert soon? nona-san gave me so much work last time that I was unable to attend :c

Sure, sure!! Mayu should help me with it since I’m not with the other members

Maybe we will do it at Viginti again   ♪(´ε｀ )

[gimmieyourcandy]

yay! ginti we're invading your bar again! humanssuklol

[gimmieyourcandy]

HI YOU DONT KNOW ME BUT PLEASE GIVE ME DATING ADVICE. PLEASE. I NEED IT SO BAD. HOW DO I DATE. SINCERELY YOURS, SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW AT ALL

Oh hello person I don’t know at all (Clavis), who I’ve never spoken to before in my life (Clavis), and who is asking me for dating advice (I know it’s you Clavis you’re the only one of us who speaks in all uppercase). You want to know how to date? Easy. Communication. Get to know what their interests. And most importantly, just stop going back on your feelings for Ginti okay when you try to make jokes out of everything Clavis it kind of doesn’t help the situation.

[broskeyclavis]

WHO SAID THIS WAS ABOUT GINTI ALSO WHO SAID THIS WAS ME (IT SAYS RIGHT THERE YOU DONT KNOW M– THIS PERSON)

[gimmieyourcandy]

humanssuklol Please tell me that the anon is Clavis. I can't be the only one to believe this.

[gimmieyourcandy]

HI YOU DONT KNOW ME BUT PLEASE GIVE ME DATING ADVICE. PLEASE. I NEED IT SO BAD. HOW DO I DATE. SINCERELY YOURS, SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW AT ALL

Oh hello person I don't know at all (Clavis), who I've never spoken to before in my life (Clavis), and who is asking me for dating advice (I know it's you Clavis you're the only one of us who speaks in all uppercase). You want to know how to date? Easy. Communication. Get to know what their interests. And most importantly, just stop going back on your feelings for Ginti okay when you try to make jokes out of everything Clavis it kind of doesn't help the situation.

[superradspaceflower]

Grampapa Death Parade's Totally Radical Pool Party with Clean Water and Large Floating Bowls of Waterproof Candy

fashionista-decim chiyukannoyed humanssuklol letmesleepginti broskeyclavis gimmieyourcandy handmethebottlemate pwnanona

[broskeyclavis]

yes sir this is certainly radical. awesomesauce, even. thank you sir

[superradspaceflower]

My pleasure…. Not like this was the only way to stay alive or anything… ;}

[broskeyclavis]

very understandable sir. nonetheless it is good sir

[superradspaceflower]

Thank you Clarence. At least I can count on one of my children to understand me ;} Do feel free to enjoy the pool and/or candy. You could use some relaxation.

[broskeyclavis]

yes of course sir clarence that is me. clarence is so relaxed right now sir

[superradspaceflower]

Sure… Anyway do you have any idea where the rest of them are? They’re not planning to spring an ambush and burn me are they? I’ve employed the service of fire extinguishers on every floor.

[letmesleepginti]

I AM HERE SIR HERE I AM SIR

[handmethebottlemate]

Oh please, dear God…

[superradspaceflower]

What are you saying Quin? You said ‘dear god’ and then didn’t say anything. I am god. Don’t write prank letters to people. It’s mean.

Dear alcoholic…

How do you like it.

And greetings Mia.

[letmesleepginti]

…. It’s Mayu.

[broskeyclavis]

(SHHH MAYU DONT CONTRADICT HIM)

[superradspaceflower]

That’s what I said- Mary?

[letmesleepginti]

MAYU

マユ

IS IT THAT DIFFICULT

[superradspaceflower]

Oh, Mayu. Ok. Respect your elders please young lady. I’m just a little hard of sight, hearing, smelling, tasting and touching. ;}

[letmesleepginti]

Please stay away from me.

[superradspaceflower]

But it’s my party ;{

[humanssuklol]

hello i am here

[gimmieyourcandy]

sup withering flowering *taking all the bowls of candy for herself*

[gimmieyourcandy]

alright alright alright grandpa, we accept your agreements. as long as you throw us a pool party filled with actually clean water (and maybe throw in some candy) we agree not to burn you alive. superradspaceflower

[handmethebottlemate]

Castra, I trusted you, how can you side with Dad?

[gimmieyourcandy]

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T WANT HIM TO DIE THOUGH?!? QUIN WHICH SIDE YOU ON GURL

[gimmieyourcandy]

alright alright alright grandpa, we accept your agreements. as long as you throw us a pool party filled with actually clean water (and maybe throw in some candy) we agree not to burn you alive. superradspaceflower

[gimmieyourcandy]

*takes rope from chiyukannoyed and alcohol from letmesleepginti*

Someone just get us a fire and we’ll have some grilled lotus

[gimmieyourcandy]

Plan sacrifice superradspaceflower is now a go!

chiyukannoyed, we’ll need you to get some rope (since you obviously have a closet full of it from when you and Decim do the kinky bondage things)

letmesleepginti we’ll need some gasoline to start the fire. I’m sure ginti has some laying around somewhere.

and humanssuklol we need a lighter of some sort.

Meet at the elevator in an hour. broskeyclavis, we need permission to use the elevator. the plan is to tie him up, light him on fire, and drop him into the Void.

Is everyone clear on the plan? (All others may join as an audience!)

[superradspaceflower]

WOAH. MUTINY MUCH. I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, GIVE UP ON THIS PLAN AND I’LL THROW YOU ALL A POOL PARTY

[gimmieyourcandy]

… you promise it won’t be a pool of acid?

[humanssuklol]

is it the pool you swim in?

[gimmieyourcandy]

it’s not the pool in your garden of eden is it?

[superradspaceflower]

It’s the pool table in my garden of Eden

[gimmieyourcandy]

SACRIFICE BACK ON