And Then There's This Fuckin' Guy

Steph - she/her - parent - nerd - blah blah blah - GingerAnn on AO3

[gingerann]

Let me introduce myself.

I've been meaning to do this for a while now. So here goes:

I'm Steph. Or GingerAnn. I'll answer to both. She/Her pronouns.

I got a kid. Who is awesome and hilarious. I refer to them as GingerAnn Jr on here. They/them pronouns for them.

Me and GingerAnn Jr. share custody of two cats, Wicket and Hawke. They are assholes. And babies.

Check out my Fics Stephy Loved tag for fan-fictions I absolutely loved reading.

And you can find me other places online:

Instagram

Twitter

BlueSky

AO3

My Blog

Discord

That's it, I suppose. That's me and this thing I do on Tumblr. I'll update this if I think it's necessary.

Anything you wanna know, send me an ask and I might answer... Who knows with me sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️

[gingerann]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 12/12 Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), Peter Parker, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Lucky (Hawkeye), Scott Lang, Jarvis (Iron Man movies) Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Touch-Starved, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Fluff, Angst, Pining, Self-Indulgent, Deaf Clint Barton, Domestic Avengers, The Avengers Are Good Bros, Bucky Barnes Feels, Bucky Barnes Needs a Hug, LITERALLY, Therapy, Oblivious, Minor Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Miscommunication, Self-Esteem Issues, Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining, Massage, Clint Barton Feels, Shooting Range, Hugs, Not Canon Compliant Series: Part 1 of Cross My Heart (Add it to the List) Summary:

“I want it to be Barton,” Bucky said, and Clint let loose a breath that he hadn’t realized he’d been holding, because of course Barnes would choose…

…Barton? As in Clint? As in himself?

Aw, what.

[gingerann]

Chapters: 37/37 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher), minor - Relationship, Jaskier | Dandelion/Others, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, endgame Geraskier, Jaskier | Dandelion & Lambert, Aiden & Jaskier | Dandelion, Aiden & Jaskier | Dandelion & Lambert, Eskel & Jaskier | Dandelion, Coën & Jaskier | Dandelion, School of the Wolf Members & School of the Cat Members (The Witcher) Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Aiden (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Ellen Daven, Essi Daven, Valdo Marx, Borch Three Jackdaws | Villentretenmerth, Coën (The Witcher), Letho z Gulety | Letho of Gulet, Guxart (The Witcher), Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Triss Merigold, Gaetan (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Dragon Jaskier | Dandelion, Falling In Love, Friends with Benefits, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Sex, Jaskier | Dandelion Whump, Pining, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Immortal Jaskier | Dandelion, Non-Human Jaskier | Dandelion, Enemies to Friends, Lambert and Jaskier hate each other until they don't, Jaskier collects Witchers like gemstones, Spy Jaskier | Dandelion, Miscommunication, Scent Marking, Scent Kink, Jaskier doesn't know he's a dragon, but he will, Oblivious Jaskier | Dandelion, Winter at Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), Jaskier | Dandelion Goes To Kaer Morhen, Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), Possessive Jaskier | Dandelion, Aiden in Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), BAMF Jaskier | Dandelion, Requited Unrequited Love, Love Confessions, Cat Witchers in Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), Happy Ending Summary:

Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with nothing but a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine and the lute on his back. As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also for encountering Witchers. - Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold, stabs some people and falls in love along the way.

[gingerann]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 88/88 Fandom: ATEEZ (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jeong Yunho/Song Mingi (ATEEZ), Kim Hongjoong/Park Seonghwa, Choi Jongho/Kang Yeosang, Choi San/Jung Wooyoung (ATEEZ) Characters: Song Mingi (ATEEZ), Jeong Yunho (ATEEZ), Kim Hongjoong, Park Seonghwa, Choi San (ATEEZ), Jung Wooyoung (ATEEZ), Kang Yeosang, Choi Jongho (ATEEZ) Additional Tags: Jeong Yunho is Whipped (ATEEZ), Soft Jeong Yunho (ATEEZ), Established Jeong Yunho/Song Mingi (ATEEZ), Song Mingi is Bad at Feelings (ATEEZ), Song Mingi Needs a Hug (ATEEZ), Princess Song Mingi (ATEEZ), Wolf Hybrid Song Mingi (ATEEZ), Fox Hybrid Jung Wooyoung (ATEEZ), Fox Hybrid Kang Yeosang, Snow Leopard Seonghwa, Trauma, Hurt/Comfort, Pack Family, Found Family, First Time, First Time Bottoming, First Time Blow Jobs, Top Song Mingi (ATEEZ), Bottom Jeong Yunho (ATEEZ) Series: Part 6 of Your Power Summary:

Yunho and Mingi explore unexpected dynamics to further their relationship.

More one-shots and mini stories featuring fox hybrids Wooyoung and Yeosang, wolf Mingi, and snow leopard Seonghwa as they continue their lives with their human mates.

[gingerann]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 15/15 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama/Uzumaki Mito Characters: Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Izuna, Senju Hashirama, Uzumaki Mito Additional Tags: Senju Tobirama Needs a Hug, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn Summary:

Madara finally managed to capture the bane of everyone's existence and plans to use him as a bargaining chip. A bargaining chip for the peace his bargaining chip doesn't want. Only to figure out things might not be as they seem. There's more afoot here than a Senju that appears to kill Uchiha indiscriminately and the Senju might be more useful than Madara thought. Or Tobirama was having a really bad day and of course life has to make it worse.

[gingerann]

Fun (weird) Fact About Me

I once drunkenly re-enacted about (maybe) 80% of the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

I say about 80% because I did it all out of order, over the course of a night. I would just randomly jump up and go "Oh yeah! And then there was this part!" then proceed to re-enact an entire scene by myself. No one (including myself) has any idea why I did this. Or how much of the movie I actually covered.

[gingerann]

Horrible customer story time!

For context: I work in the deli at a small grocery store. We serve hot food from 10 - 6.

So, it's about 10:30 in the morning or so. I have had hot bar up for less than an hour. Lady walks up and says "I want 18 pieces of chicken." I look at my sad little 7 pieces that are left already at that point (a sign of how busy we were, since i fry 20 pieces every morning) and the roughly 15 chicken tenders then look back at her and go "this is all I have." She looks absolutely bewildered and goes "don't you have more in the back?" I am bewildered because, seriously? She thinks I just keep fried chicken stashed in the back for just this scenario. I go "I do, but it is raw... it'll be a while before I can fry more due to customer orders" I emphasize the customer order bit. Lady is oblivious and goes "it's for the church" i just blink at her. This means nothing to me. The customer orders were also for a church and they called and made the orders days ago. Priority. Finally, she realizes I feel nothing and demands what is left of the chicken strips. I go "okie dokie" and start to bag them and she goes "i want all these scalloped potatoes, too. Is this all you have or do you have more in the back?" Again with this "back" where I apparently keep massive amounts of already cooked food. I tell her that is all i have. She demands the pan of beans as well. Once again asking if i have more in the back. Ma'am, I have nothing in the back. My kitchen is full of dead hopes and dreams. I pull both pans out of the hot bar (very thankful they weren't too hot and the gloves protected my hands because shouting "owwie! Hot!" Would have ruined the dramatic moment) and begin wrapping and tagging them. While I am doing this, she mentions once more that this food is for "the church". As I am in the middle of tagging one of the pans (about three feet away from the hot bar at this point) she loudly goes "don't you make dinner rolls here?!" I politely say "yes, we do, they are on the shelf behind you." Lady snaps "those are pepperoni rolls! I want the dinner rolls!" And that's when my customer service switch flipped... and i just go "down a shelf!" "Those are pepperoni rolls!" "Down. A. Shelf. They are under the shelf of pepperoni rolls. Right next to the brown and serve and Hawaiian rolls." "Oh! There they are!" "I know..." i hand the pans of food to her and she looks at me and once again says "this is for the church." And it took all i had not to look her dead in the eye and say "Jesus would have called ahead."

[gingerann]

The Misadventures of GingerAnn & Rutherford

Names have been changed to protect the idiotic

Me and my brother, Rutherford, along with one of his friends, who i shall call Doug, went to hang out with another group of friends one evening. Now, where we were going was a mutual friend's dad's place. Cause his dad turned his garage into a bar. And i don't mean he put a bar in the corner of the garage. It was a full on bar. No more garage. We are all drinking and having a good time and Doug wanted to leave. His car was at Rutherford's though. So, me and Rutherford tell everyone we will be back. Just gotta take Doug to his car. We will return.

We get back, and everyone else has disappeared. So, Rutherford and I raided the fridge. Cause we were hungry. Ate a bunch of random pasta salad we found (it was delicious while we were drunk, disgusting while sober). Drank a couple more beers. And then decided it was time for sleep. But... there are no beds. What are a couple of drunks to do?! Well, Rutherford claimed the spot behind the bar. To protect the beer, of course. And I snuggled up under one of the tables, because I had no blanket.

The next morning I am awakened by a dog licking my face and people talking. I crawl out and shock everyone. They ask where Rutherford is and we all hear a sleepy "shut the fuck up, i'm trying to sleep" from behind the bar.

[theehorsepusssy]

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[gingerann]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ATEEZ (Band) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kim Hongjoong/Park Seonghwa, Choi San/Jung Wooyoung/Kang Yeosang, Jeong Yunho/Song Mingi Characters: Park Seonghwa, Kim Hongjoong, Jeong Yunho, Kang Yeosang, Choi San, Song Mingi, Jung Wooyoung, Choi Jongho, Cat the Cat - Character, Oscar the cat Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Established Relationship, Non-Linear Narrative, No Plot/Plotless, Vignette, New York City, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Alternate Universe - Flower Shop Series: Part 2 of I Like Me Better Summary:

'"Come here," he mutters, pulling Hongjoong close and engulfing him in a hug. The other makes himself small so that he can tuck his head under Seonghwa's chin. "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, you know that, right?"

Hongjoong makes a little humming sound, his arms tight where they hold Seonghwa's waist. "I like hearing you say it, though."'

OR

the one where Hongjoong and Seonghwa still own a coffee/flower shop, and are disgustingly in love

[gingerann]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama & Senju Tobirama, Senju Butsuma & Senju Tobirama Characters: Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Madara, Senju Butsuma, Senju Butsuma's Wife Additional Tags: Hurt Senju Tobirama, Protective Uchiha Madara, Good Parent Senju Butsuma, Bijuu | Tailed Beasts (Naruto), Madatobi Big Bang 2026 Summary:

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?” It needs to be her. It has to be.

“The young prince Tobirama, known to many for his snowy white beauty, O Queen, is the fairest of them all.”

[gingerann]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

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[gingerann]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ATEEZ (Band) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kim Hongjoong/Park Seonghwa, Choi San/Jung Wooyoung/Kang Yeosang, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Jeong Yunho/Song Mingi Characters: Kim Hongjoong, Park Seonghwa, Jeong Yunho, Kang Yeosang, Choi San, Song Mingi, Jung Wooyoung, Choi Jongho, Cat the Cat - Character Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Humor, No Plot/Plotless, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Alternate Universe - Flower Shop, Slice of Life, Non-Linear Narrative, Vignette, yet another unrealistic coffee shop au, im sorry coffee shop workers, New York City, me? projecting onto a character? never heard of, Probably ooc, what do you call it when two characters are in love but dont like each other?, idiots probably Series: Part 1 of I Like Me Better Summary:

"But things are good. The shop runs smoothly for the first time since they opened three years ago, and they're inaugurating their open mic evenings this week. Seonghwa's pastries have never been in more demand, and for the past month they've even had enough money to hire some extra help. So what if Hongjoong is half in love with his co-worker, who is also the co-owner of the shop, and who happens to be his roommate? He's a big boy, he can deal with it."

Hongjoong and Seonghwa are the coowners of a coffee shop/flower shop in New York City. These are some sneak peeks at their life.

[gingerann]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ATEEZ (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kim Hongjoong/Park Seonghwa Characters: Kim Hongjoong, Park Seonghwa Additional Tags: Boys in Skirts, thigh fucking, Intercrural Sex, Anal Sex, Established Relationship, Fluff and Smut, Clothing Porn, Alternate Universe - Office, Kim Hongjoong-centric, Top Kim Hongjoong, Bottom Park Seonghwa, Seonghwa is a tease but Hongjoong gets back at him, Panties Series: Part 2 of Outside Office Hours Summary:

One-shot sequel to Outside Office Hours: CAN be read alone, but you'll miss references.

“… why are you wearing that right now?” Hongjoong finally asked. The knife was still buried in the cardboard where it’d stopped. A small smile curled up the corners of Seonghwa’s lips.

“Hm?” Seonghwa hummed in acknowledgment. He leaned back against the counter, facing Hongjoong, and met his gaze over the top of the glass as he took a drink. “This is the skirt you liked me in, right?”

[gingerann]

My social battery is dead and I lost the charger.