the truth is something you don't have to lie about

K, 29|| indie music fan || neurospicy || my writings from 2013 are still in the AO3 void ||

[frogcabbage]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic

[scripps]

many are asking this

[mysharona1987]

The French really don’t fuck around.

[thelovelessgeneration-deactivat]

cant believe it's 31st january already. whats next, the rest of the year? i think the fuck not

[babyspacebatclone]

Neurotypicals: Think Autistic people are exceptionally literal.

Autistics: Describe their experiences using phrases like:

My brain feels like it’s filled with cotton laced with barbed wire, it’s not safe for me to make decisions right now.

I’m entering a Wait Mode until we leave.

Just looking at that rotten food makes my skin feel slimy.

Neurotypicals: Assume the Autistics are using metaphorical language to exaggerate common experiences.

[wuxiaphoenix]

Oh wow, this is accurate.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[vantwinblade]

[audible-smiles]

every star wars alien is so good and then there’s

this

[moosefeels]

yo man you talkin’ smack about max rebo you back off my blue elephant son

[audible-smiles]

HIS WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE IS LITERALLY THREE SENTENCES LONG HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW HIS NAME

[butchflirt]

Who the fuck is talking shit about Max Rebo????

[marcsalmonds]

Renowned jizz musician max rebo???

[cockyteenblogger-blog-blog]

i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

[tenaflyviper]

You just HAD to go and say something, huh?

[thesweetreaper]

Some of these look like they’re from a ps2 game

[retrogamingblog2]

[its-spooky-bitch]

This image was taken on the third floor of an abandoned hospital. The figure is supposedly a ghost in a straight jacket, and the floor was where the psychiatric ward of the hospital was.

[slutsbutts]

You know he had to do it to em

[its-spooky-bitch]

What????

[drkarayua]

[its-spooky-bitch]

f UCK

[wildplantts]

[k-eke]

wegue.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Hell yeah you funky lil birbs

[foxthebeekeeper]

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

[droct0]

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

[30-minute-memes]

Too complicated, it’s just soap.

[jadedsoggy]

WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GENDER AT THE SOAP STORE?!

[sunflowerbutch]

graphic designer: sure, i’d love to design a logo for you guys! to start out, what font do you want?

irish pub owner: you know exactly what font i want.

[juelzsantanabandana]

Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house

[baelatargaryen]

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

[baelatargaryen]

exactly.

[hungwy]

we are united as a website when a new funny-faced cat appears on the web

[404loadingerror]

found this guy like right after reading this post. enjoy.