trying on a metaphor
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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JVL
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Show & Tell
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
will byers stan first human second
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Not today Justin
todays bird
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Love Begins
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@savahnahhallow
I had to say goodbye to my beautiful girl today. She was the best thing to ever happen to me and I just want you guys to see the beautiful lady that saved my life a thousand times and made my life so rich. 💚
Her name is Calcifer 💚
happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
what if we don't wanna be?
then i hope for peace
Bugs when u lift up a rock
the 5 love languages are:
- Sharing a blunt
- All forms of cooking
- Being incredibly stupid on purpose
- Collaborative hating
- Ignoring things
am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat
quit your job talk to me on discord
oh you wanna survive my torture chamber? why, so you can suck more dick?
Sign our petition to call on the Scottish Government to demand Environmental Impact Assessments on Data Centres. Data centres use huge am
Hey folks, please take a few seconds to sign this. We are currently in the midst of fighting to stop a hyperscale AI Data Centre being built in Auchtertool, as well as possibly 16 more spread over Scotland.
As I'm sure you're all aware it is going to cause immense destruction of habitat as well as pollutants affecting everyone locally and ultimately further pushing the climate crisis we're experiencing.
holding on by a god damn thread
americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french
This is it, this is the one
working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:
the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses
kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand
kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"
middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"
the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying
kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa
kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing
edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"
My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"
And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"
Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:
kid who called snakes "nakes"
kid who called calculators "cockulators"
my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"
"I don't yike heem"
tiny neighbor who couldn't grasp the names of nouns, just the noises they made. Rocket ship was "wheesh!" Water was "wadleladdleaddle"
Sam Handwich.
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Oh, wary dell vone
