Romancing The Egg @savahnahhallow - Tumblr Blog

I had to say goodbye to my beautiful girl today. She was the best thing to ever happen to me and I just want you guys to see the beautiful lady that saved my life a thousand times and made my life so rich. 💚

Her name is Calcifer 💚

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Pesis Squib Saturday Night

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I will always find it so absurd that Cassandra Pentaghast is supposedly "straight". she's literally called Lady Seeker

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happy shark walk wednesday

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to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

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Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

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if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

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one of my favorite things in Master & Commander the book is there's a side character with a blatant huge gay crush on Jack and everyone else is like "does he know... he has to know... there's no way he doesn't know..." and then you get Jack's POV and it's extremely clear that this man is a remarkably smart dog who was bred to understand the world strictly in terms of Ships (fantastic) and Not Ships (?)

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wei wuxian is such a lesson in contradiction like he's so nice he's a jerk he's so smart he's very naive he's friends with everyone nobody likes him he's the best cultivator alive he can't use a sword he's a whore he's a virgin he's lazy he'll work for days without sleep he's so calm under pressure his temper is atrocious his ego is massive he has no self worth he's dead he's alive he's a saint he's a monster he's a victim he's a villain he's a great teacher he's a terrible student he's a charmer he's so so annoying he saves everyone's asses he's the reason they're in this mess he's a brother but not really he's a son but not really he's a father but not really he's a sect leader with no sect he's so selfish he puts everyone before himself he made so many choices there was nothing else he could have done like no wonder it's so difficult for people to understand him he's literally everything