Romancing The Egg

Queer 🏳️‍🌈 They/Them 🪽 Sociable Hermit 🌿 Celestial Wizard ✨ Eldritch Horror ✴️ Eccentric Cryptid 🌙 Multi-fandom 💀 Fallout 4 has me again 💊🚬

[savahnahhallow]

I had to say goodbye to my beautiful girl today. She was the best thing to ever happen to me and I just want you guys to see the beautiful lady that saved my life a thousand times and made my life so rich. 💚

Her name is Calcifer 💚

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[zigdirty]

We're not leaving this gem to languish in the comments:

[twostepsfromtemerant]

when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

[drowninginthepond]

[honeeystars]

goodnight my friends 

i hope i have good dreams 

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[novafigura]

[kosmogrl]

I will get my spark back no matter how long it takes

[kushblazer666]

[funstyle]

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[thepossumsaretakingover]

Bugs when u lift up a rock

[log6]

the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

[tall]

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[nocnitsa]