Romancing The Egg @savahnahhallow - Tumblr Blog

I had to say goodbye to my beautiful girl today. She was the best thing to ever happen to me and I just want you guys to see the beautiful lady that saved my life a thousand times and made my life so rich. 💚

Her name is Calcifer 💚

hoaxghost

holding on by a god damn thread

sniffanimal

markovchaingang

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

jess-abides

This is it, this is the one

moveslikekeithrichards

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

moveslikekeithrichards

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

hollowedskin

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

draconym

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

heywriters

tiny neighbor who couldn't grasp the names of nouns, just the noises they made. Rocket ship was "wheesh!" Water was "wadleladdleaddle"

derinthescarletpescatarian

Sam Handwich.

sufficientlylargen

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

zooperdoopers

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

sufficientlylargen

Oh, wary dell vone

coffeeandcigarettesv9

prokopetz

For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.

kat4884

the gooners

they’re everywhere

felixcloud6288

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

quadtator-lawful-evil

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

bananapudding752

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

felixcloud6288

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

hellsitegenetics

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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felixcloud6288

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

pfaugh

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

hraeiou

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

gothicprep

one of my classic texts, from the archives

zombie-luna

timidsketch

I don't know whether or not this is true, but I'm reblogging this because we live in a world where the third search result when I tried researching the validity of this information was a link to an article about a weight loss product.

The second search result had included the slur "ob*se" in the title of the article.

There are seriously people who tell me fat people aren't oppressed. Meanwhile, trying to find information about how to keep a fat person from drying in a car crash is met with links to products that make dirty money off of how society views my body.

I immediately gave up trying to research this.

squirreltastic

The tiktok is correct. Basically it's about arranging your belt so it there is an accident the pressure is in your strongest bones.

timidsketch

"Seatbelt should be across your hips rather than your stomach for everyone, but i think it's more common for fat people to wear seatbelts over the stomach

Pelvic bones are strong and sturdy, and you're going to be MUCH less likely to injure internal organs and such when you suddenly slam into a nylon belt"

Text and photos by @thejacespace

I wanted to put both of these reblogs in one reblog chain since this is helpful information. Thank you both for giving more information than fatphobic Google did.

mybigfatgaylife

Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.

iliothermia

Updating that I have listed my collection of things I'm selling to raise funds for my cat's medical care. A mixture of different cultural metalwork examples (Jewish, Yemeni, Moroccan, Greek, Spanish) I've been lucky to come across, and just generally pretty jewelry.