I am the Ginger Panda

Amanda. 33. Ginger. She/Her. Borderline. Bipolar. Pansexual in love with a trans man. Macabre/dry sense of humor

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WWE is anime for rednecks

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You know you are being truly loved, when your pet can lie down on your chest to fall asleep and snore. Think about that when you’re feeling down.

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Dr. Seuss would kill in rap battles.

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Every morning, Jeff Bezos wakes up and decides to not end world hunger.

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Accents are font settings for your mouth.

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The thought of “Wanting to die” as a whole has being normalized to the point that, when said in public, people might even answer with “Same” or “Me too” instead of worrying about ones well being.

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#MillennialLife2020

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At some point, some absolute madlad of a caveman went “I’m gonna go up to that wolf, flip it over, and rub its belly!”, and so he did.

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Putting dirty clothes on is so much more unbearable than keeping dirty clothes on.

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Almost all posts on here make you think ‘No s**t, Sherlock’

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Cinderella’s shoe apparently fit perfectly, yet it fell off

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The Simpsons’ “predictions” were just the result of the writers not realizing how low humanity will sink.

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Penguins and flying fish are opposite animals.

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People who are socially anxious aren’t afraid of what other people think about them, they’re afraid of what they THINK other people COULD think about them

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Anal beads make a shitty necklace

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If someone could walk on water, they could tightrope walk across a stream of piss.

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Nothing triggers anxiety quite like someone saying “Play some music” and you not knowing anything about their music taste/preferences.

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Dogs who bark all day because they miss their owners probably think their owners come back only because they bark all day.