these things happen

saved by christ.

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“I wonder if things can happen too early or too late or if everything happens at exactly the right time. If so, how sad and beautiful.”

—

Simon Van Booy

[adampvrrish]

kurt vonnegut wrote "so it goes" and didn't even care that it would live in the back of my mind for the rest of my life

[adampvrrish]

kurt vonnegut: and Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. but she did look back, and i love her for that, because it was so human. so she was turned to a pillar of salt. so it goes. people aren't supposed to look back. i'm certainly not going to do it anymore.

me reading that at 15:

[kulluto]

i hate sharing the grocery store with other people why can’t they just wait outside until i’m done i want to enjoy my hobby of going to the grocery store

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

[seashellronan]

the girls are learning to count

[idk-my-aesthetic]

Technically there’s an infinite amount of numbers between them but I’m afraid if I try to explain decimals I’ll either lose my gay card or get shot

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

people that own chickens are trustworthy

[blextrophy]

chickens own themselves

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

[ameliastardust]

whenever i try and make an astute observation

[glory-kill-deactivated20170220]

[frawgs]

if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[breezydreamydreamer]

Translation

[Three dogs are sleeping on a welcome mat of a shop of some kind. A cat is nestled in between them.]

Owner: Customers are coming. They’re scared of dogs. Hurry up. Customers are coming.

[Dogs slowly get up and walk off to the back in single file. Cat remains on the front step. Just before the last dog enters the back room, the owner calls out again.]

Owner: Teng (Dog’s name), go get Xiao Bao (Cat’s name) too. Go fetch Xiao Bao

[Dog turns back to the entrance and gently drags the clearly reluctant cat back inside. The owner speaks softly as the dog approaches the camera]

Owner (softly): All right, put (the cat) down.

[The owner gives what looks like dried jerky to the dog]

Owner: Let Xiao Bao eat some. Let Xiao Bao eat some.

[The dog takes the jerky and lowers his head so that the cat can nibble on the other end]

[amoisthobo]

This is literally the best video I’ve seen in my entire life

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[spongebob-daily]

[lakevida]

crazy how much there is

[lakevida]

like in general

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[tiredbtw]

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

[criwes]

[somethingdull]

“I am tired of being human. And angry at feeling so much love. Some days I am angry just to be alive.”

— Clarice Lispector, from “Excess and Privation,” Selected Cronicas  (via weltenwellen)

[chxngefate]

“Sometimes, I’m the mess. Sometimes, I’m the broom. On the hardest days, I have to be both.”

— Rudy Francisco (via wordsnquotes)