fire breath

previously captainswans

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they banned the word “triggered” at our local middle school so now the kids say “activated” instead

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[babyanimalgifs]

[dcmultiverse]

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[hohohomo]

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This is so pure. :)

[viircos]

omg this is my favorite thing ever

[sushiangelbaby]

give him a hat it’s hot outside

[sicknessinside]

[blond-shell]

Chidi’s reaction to Jason and Janet’s wedding

[yanderechild-archive]

FUCK THIS!!! im a humanities/arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!! what the fuck is even calculus!!! what r u calculating!!!! fuck off!!!

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I don’t understand this but I understand it

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reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

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me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

[prophecysgirl]

He was very suspicious. How so? Well, he was one of those, you know, like you, and he had one of those whoosie-whatsits on his head.

[miamiweisz]

Mr. Isaacs strikes again and serves that fresh tea

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[studypetals]

i feel so attacked right now

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White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

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me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up

server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about-

me: